SkinnyMan

SkinnyMan Chicago
Aspiring Comedian
Creative Vs College

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03/25/2026

You take a chick out for drinks🍹and she have one ☝🏽lemon 🍋 drop now she done pi**ed 9x’s! 🙄 Ma’am I’m not licking your lil’ pissy c**t after the date.
🤷🏽‍♂️

03/12/2026

Kobe’s 81 was much smoother in my opinion ,definitely better than Bam’s 83, he should have just stopped at 80 or even just 81 outta respect for Kobe. 🙏🏽 Bams first quarter was lit 🔥, 2nd and 3rd decent, that 4th wasn’t it.

03/10/2026

Tech Neck 📱➡️🧠➡️💥

Tech neck is strain from constantly looking down at phones or laptops.
Your head weighs ~10–12 lbs neutral… but up to 60 lbs when flexed forward 😵‍💫

That overloads:
• neck joints
• upper traps
• suboccipitals (headache muscles)
• shoulders

Common signs:
⚡ stiffness
⚡ headaches
⚡ tight shoulders
⚡ tingling into arms
⚡ posture rounding

Fix = adjust posture + restore motion + reduce muscle guarding
👐 chiropractic
🔧 IASTM
🎯 dry needling
🏋️ movement retraining

03/09/2026

It’s they bout to go cheat° outside
😮‍💨

03/09/2026

I know my wife out here somewhere but with no ass.
😣🙅🏽‍♂️🍑🥹

The new Harold’s on 71st and Yates was about to count their fu***ng days not putting mild sauce on my food, 😣 however I ...
03/07/2026

The new Harold’s on 71st and Yates was about to count their fu***ng days not putting mild sauce on my food, 😣 however I chose to thug it out and just use a lil ketchup I had for my fries and let me tell you 😮‍💨, probably the best Harold’s I’ve had in years, fried to perfection, the crunch was perfect, I even ate that thrown up salad 🤢🥗🤮 in a cup(coleslaw) and I don’t even eat coleslaw but it was good, ate the dry ass white bread too and dam near passed away trying to swallow,😩 man I love when it’s drenched in mild sauce. When I got to dam near the end of my meal I was thrown off by the African American ass fry looking at me like “bruh don’t be racist and not eat me,” bro was cooked, literally, hard pass my guy sorry! 🙅🏽‍♂️🍟 10 out 10 though still and I don’t eat Harold’s like that now days but I’ll be back. 🔥🔥🔥 And yea, my cat Keisha be thirsty af 😂

03/05/2026

Might be time to revive this page with real content and not constant fake rage bait ass post but real, informative, comical, situational truth being that my integrity won’t allow me to make up a bunch of bu****it to get paid. Authenticity has been lost and maybe now is a good time to bring some to FakeBook. 🤔

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