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Texas just got its answer โ€” and the Democrats who fled wonโ€™t like it one bitโ€ฆSee more๐Ÿ‘‡
10/22/2025

Texas just got its answer โ€” and the Democrats who fled wonโ€™t like it one bitโ€ฆSee more๐Ÿ‘‡

JOKE OF THE DAY: Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.He ...
10/22/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,
โ€˜You died in your sleep, Bobโ€ฆ.โ€™
Bob was stunned.
โ€˜Iโ€™m dead? No, I canโ€™t be! Iโ€™ve got too much to live for. Send me back!โ€™ St.. Peter said,
โ€˜Iโ€™m sorry, but thereโ€™s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.โ€™
Bob was devastated but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his homeโ€ฆ.
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past.
โ€˜So, youโ€™re the new hen, huh? Howโ€™s your first day here?โ€™
โ€˜Not bad,โ€™ replied Bob the hen, โ€˜but I have this strange feeling inside. Like Iโ€™m gonna explode!โ€™
โ€˜Youโ€™re ovulating,โ€™ explained the rooster. Donโ€™t tell me youโ€™ve never laid an egg before?โ€™
โ€˜Never,โ€™ said Bob.
โ€˜Well, just relax and let it happen,โ€™ says the rooster.
โ€˜Itโ€™s no big deal.โ€™
Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg โ€” his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife saying to himโ€ฆ(Continuation in first comment) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‡

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HISTORICAL! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ See it below what this means ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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Don't ch.eat, eh!
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