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Staring at a $100 check with a $0 tip is wild. People enjoy a full-service meal—hot plates, refills, dealing with chaos—...
12/09/2025

Staring at a $100 check with a $0 tip is wild. People enjoy a full-service meal—hot plates, refills, dealing with chaos—yet treat tipping as optional. It’s not. It’s part of the cost of dining out.
If you can't afford the tip, you can't afford the restaurant. Servers rely on tips to pay bills, going home sore and tired after making your experience possible. Enjoying luxury service while refusing to tip is embarrassing behavior. If you can afford the meal, you can afford to take care of your server.
That's real life.
Do better. Tip,
no matter what.

Bro… let me tell you about last night.I took this woman to Capital Grille thinking we were about to have a cute little “...
12/09/2025

Bro… let me tell you about last night.
I took this woman to Capital Grille thinking we were about to have a cute little “grown and sexy” dinner.
Nothing crazy.
A steak.
A drink.
Maybe dessert if we were feeling adventurous.
But oh no…
SHE had a different plan.
She ordered like she was filming an episode of Real Housewives: Dallas Edition.
Wagyu.
Lobster Mac.
Filet.
Three soft drinks like she collecting them for the week.
I’m sitting there like, “Ma’am… are you hydrating for the Olympics?”
Cool. Whatever. I’m trying to be a gentleman.
Then the server puts the receipt down.
Heavy.
THUD.
I swear the bill had its own gravitational pull.
I look at it…
And my soul left my body.
$2500 for ONE drink.
Louis XIII.
A SINGLE SIP.
I said, “Who ordered this?”
She smiles.
SMILES.
And goes:
“Oh! I thought you wanted us to try something fancy!”
TRY?
TRY WHAT??
THIS ISN’T A SAMPLE AT COSTCO.

Before I could even speak, she hit me with:
“I’m gonna run to the restroom real quick.”
That was 47 minutes ago.
She never came back.
The waiter started giving me that “so what are we doing, big guy?” look.
I paid that bill with the same expression men get right before they join the military.
When I walked outside, she was in the parking lot getting in another man’s car.

Moral of the story:
Next time, we meeting at Waffle House.
Two menus, one price, no disappearing acts.

12/09/2025

Thats not a shampoo

I find it remarkable that 90% of diners fail to leave a tip, despite the receipt clearly indicating that the $10.08 serv...
12/07/2025

I find it remarkable that 90% of diners fail to leave a tip, despite the receipt clearly indicating that the $10.08 service charge is not a gratuity. This table's bill totaled $71.11, and yet they chose to leave the optional tip line empty—underscoring the challenges restaurants face in retaining employees.
It is illogical to expect full service without compensating the staff accordingly. This dichotomy is untenable.

I opened this letter expecting the usual “thanks for renting with us” type of closure, maybe a partial refund at worst. ...
12/07/2025

I opened this letter expecting the usual “thanks for renting with us” type of closure, maybe a partial refund at worst. Instead, I’m greeted with a full breakdown of charges that reads like my landlord personally renovated the entire apartment on my dime. And right there in bold is the most ridiculous one of all: carpet replacement, as if I absolutely destroyed it beyond repair.

The thing is… I didn’t. I didn’t host wild parties, I didn’t own a pet chewing through the floor, I didn’t spill paint or bleach or drag furniture around like a maniac. The carpet looked the same when I left as it did when I moved in, minus normal wear from, you know, living. Apparently, simply existing in an apartment long enough is now grounds for replacing the entire floor and billing the tenant for it.

What really pushed me over the edge was seeing how they casually tacked it on, like it’s just an obvious expense I should happily accept. No photos. No proof. Just “carpet replacement” slapped onto the bill as if I personally took scissors to it out of spite. Somehow my security deposit wasn’t enough either, so now they want over $2,000 on top of it. At this point, it feels less like a cleaning fee and more like my landlord saw an opportunity to refresh the unit for the next tenant and decided I should fund the upgrade.

🤔🤨 What the heck is this? … these are all over the new house we just bought. They’ve got this red dot that keeps blinkin...
12/07/2025

🤔🤨 What the heck is this? … these are all over the new house we just bought.
They’ve got this red dot that keeps blinking. Kinda creeping me out.

A diner shared that after paying his restaurant bill, the server returned with a note scolding him for leaving a $0 tip,...
12/07/2025

A diner shared that after paying his restaurant bill, the server returned with a note scolding him for leaving a $0 tip, even claiming they had “already called the police.”
Moments like this are fueling a bigger conversation about tipping culture, rising service costs, and what counts as a fair tip in today’s economy.

But I didn't see the bird. 🙄
12/07/2025

But I didn't see the bird. 🙄

12/07/2025

Babe, why do you use a straightener for you hair?

12/05/2025

"Babe where's daddy gone?"

How is a $16 tip on a $186 bill suddenly not good enough? That’s still nearly 9%, and if two tables tipped that in an ho...
12/05/2025

How is a $16 tip on a $186 bill suddenly not good enough? That’s still nearly 9%, and if two tables tipped that in an hour, that’s $32. Not bad at all! This rising “tipping standard” is starting to feel more like a demand than a gesture of appreciation. And since when did we start tipping based on how expensive the food was instead of the actual service? Shouldn't a server be tipped for effort, not for what I ordered? It’s getting out of hand.
Generosity shouldn’t come with guilt...😊😊

After my last tenant moved out, yellow stuff started dripping down the walls. What could it be? I tried cleaning it, but...
12/03/2025

After my last tenant moved out, yellow stuff started dripping down the walls. What could it be? I tried cleaning it, but I couldn't.
She didn't smoke...

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