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SJT Sound Engineering

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SJT Sound Engineering

Ridiculously Expensive Recording Studio Rates ~ $500 per hour or a 6 hour block for $5,000 plus beer and pizza money.

Music production, 24 track audio recording, mixing and mastering, CD mastering, CD duplication, voice overs, jingles, scores and soundtracks.

12/23/2020

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all of us at SJT Sound Engineering!

01/30/2020

Want to record a smash hit single but don't have musical accompaniment? No problem! Our professional session musicians are available for your recording needs. So come in today and book a recording session and win a Grammy for your mammy...

08/15/2019

It's time for our "End of Summer Heat Wave Blowout Spectacular"!

That's right... we're saying goodbye to another sweat-soaked, sunburned, mosquito-bitten, traffic-snarling summer with an unbelievable sale on video production! For every 20 hours of video production booked (at $2000 an hour), we'll throw in 5 free hours of rendering, plus a free logo design at no extra cost! That's a savings of $10,000 on just the video alone!

But wait... there's more!
If you book your session before August 31st, we will throw in at no extra charge, a bottle of Banana Boat sunscreen (spf15) and a bottle of calamine lotion for those pesky poison ivy/bug bite problems.

The complete package has a combined savings of over $10,002.98! It's just our way of saying thank you, so don't delay... book early and often! And here's wishing you an enjoyable rest of your summer from the staff here at SJT!

01/03/2019

Happy New Year! To celebrate 2019, SJT is offering our greatest deal ever! Announcing our "All Inclusive" recording package... for the mere sum of $250,000, we will arrange, record, produce and master and entire album of songs, complete with cover art design and professional CD shrink wrapping. Please book now... due to extremely high demand, our calendar is filling up quickly. So make 2019 the year that you release that million seller... with the help of SJT!

10/04/2018

Announcing our Super Smasharoonie Fall Blowout bonus!

Here at SJT we like to celebrate fall with super value... so for every $50,000 you spend on recording or video production, we will include at no extra expense, a brand new set of pumpkin spice guitar strings. Put a set of these babies on your guitar and just sit back and watch the people who will come up to you and tell you how much your guitar playing smells!

It's just our way of saying, "Happy Fall" from everyone here at SJT!

07/27/2018

(((((( ANNOUNCING OUR SUPER DUPER MID-SUMMER RECORDING BLOWOUT SPECTACULAR ))))))

That's right... here at SJT, it's time to beat the heat and take a seat to rest your feet while you eat a cool treat! Neat? Why of course it is!

From now until September 1st, for every $30,000 you spent at SJT on sound or video production, we will enter your name in our contest for a free 12 pack of nutty buddy ice cream treats! Nothing cools you off better than a delicious cold treat straight out of the ol' freezer... so go ahead and book a session with SJT and prepare your tastebuds for an avalanche of cool, delicious flavor! Book early and often as our calendar is filling up quickly due to this spectacular promotion.

Here's wishing you a happy summer from all of us here at SJT!

05/14/2018

Spring is in the air, and so is pollen... so SJT is having our "Spring Fling Blowout Sale"! For every $20,000 you spend on recording or video production time, we will include (at no extra charge) a genuine, authentic WWI gas mask! These masks were state of the art during perilous times in our nation... don't let pollen stand in the way of your success... come to SJT and breathe free!

08/30/2017

((( Announcing our fall blowout special! )))

Pictured here is a 3500 year old stone carving of a hittite playing a guitar. In honor of this archaeological find we are offering for the entire month of September, our Premier Studio services for only $3,500 an hour. Let's make history at SJT!

03/08/2017

Announcing our "spring into spring" blowout sale! For every $20,000 you spend on recording or video production, we will include at no extra charge 1 free box of marshmallow peeps (traditional yellow of course) as our way of saying "happy spring!" our famous artist photo this time is young Bobby Di Nero on the set of Taxi Driver playing his beloved banjo between takes. "You talkin' to me?"

01/12/2017

Happy New Year from STJ! We hope that the new year favors you with abundant health, happiness and prosperity. And we hope that you will share that prosperity with us by purchasing one or more of our ridiculously expensive recording packages. Money talks and B.S. walks so come to SJT and let your money do the talking!
Btw, this photo is the first of our 2017 monthly artist series which we will be posting throughout the coming year. It shows a rare image of young Yngwie Malmsteen playing one of Paganini's caprices on the family banjo, while family pet Stoltzfus eagerly begs for more!
Here's hoping to see you and your debit card, checkbook, property deed, gold bullion or good ol' American dollars soon at SJT!

12/16/2016

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! And the staff here at SJT (including one of our regular session guitarists seen here in this photo) are gearing up for our blowout Christmas special... for every $5,000 that you spend on recording or video production, we will give you one free candy cane. It's just our way of saying thank you and Merry Christmas from the staff here at SJT.

11/21/2016

Here at SJT Sound Engineering, we continually strive to provide our clients with the finest, most up-to-date equipment that their ridiculously enormous recording fees can help us acquire. Here is our new hot-spot vocal monitor from Mitsubishi. It's so powerful, we can't even turn it on without knocking out half of the power grid in beautiful downtown Church Hill. But once we get the power company to upgrade our service and also install some seatbelts on all of our recording booth stools, we'll be able to put this baby into action! Come to SJT and feel the difference!

Address

108 Donna Anne Court
Church Hill, MD
21623

Telephone

(410) 556-6536

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