07/19/2024
Omb. Frens. Mine hoom is PINECONE! Big fat pinecone. Why? I tell you. She messed up mine 1st birthday! How? Well, first there’s still be NO cake. Two- this is the big one. TODAY bes mine actual birthday. Hoom said was yesterday. She was wrong. She is crazy and thought yesterday was today. Can you believes this? She messed up your Stevie’s 1st birthday day. How could she mess that up?!? Is mine BIG day of birth. So rude.
On plus side, I gets two days of the celebrations. I told her I added things to mine Jungle Prime list to make up for this big mistake. What else should I add? I needs MORE makeup gifts, yes? Tell me what to order first. I’m using Hoom’s magic money card.
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/MUA6TGHWNH8J?ref_=wl_share
(Also, I was mad and got put in solitary. Was falsely accused. I have NOT chewed the new board of base around the room and definitely was NOT mes who chewed holes in the rug.) I’m bunnicent.