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12/09/2025

I love cruising and always encourage folks to try it, but there's one circumstance where folks should NOT take a cruise. Have you ever seen someone get walked off in cuffs? It happens more often than you might think.

I’ve somehow gotten SO lucky with my 40+ past cruises and have only had one port of call get canceled (on my Mediterrane...
12/09/2025

I’ve somehow gotten SO lucky with my 40+ past cruises and have only had one port of call get canceled (on my Mediterranean cruise) and I’ve only had a couple of instances where the weather during a port day negatively impacted the experience.

But Bimini today? Crazy howling wind, a bit chilly, gray nasty skies…. Not sure if I’ll even get off the ship, and I’ve only done the whole stay on the ship during a port day thing one time before, in San Juan.

Right now I’m 80/20 leaning toward staying on the ship. And if we go out it’ll be an “explore by golf cart” day, not Bimini Beach Club.

What’s your take? Would you stay on board, or still venture out, come winds or high water?

12/09/2025

Cruises are so gross… typically said by people who have never taken a cruise.

Last night was Scarlet Night aboard Scarlet Lady, and one thing I love is how INTO it Virgin cruisers get. It seems like...
12/08/2025

Last night was Scarlet Night aboard Scarlet Lady, and one thing I love is how INTO it Virgin cruisers get. It seems like most other cruise lines get halfhearted participation, although that’s typically a result of them not communicating theme parties very well.

With VV, though, *definitely* pack something red or you’ll feel a little left out. But in true VV fashion, anything goes. You can go full glam, cocktail attire, silly, totally casual, whatever… as long as it’s red. 💃🏻

They deck out the ship with fun decor and photo opps, and there’s a Scarlet Party up on the lido deck, where some cruisers even dance IN the pool.

VV leans pretty heavily into electronic music, which isn’t my jam, but I LOVED the Scarlet Afterparty in the Manor, where they played hip hop.

We walked in and the DJ was playing Tupac, so I knew I’d found my place. The Manor was jam packed, though, and Bati despises the club, so he tolerated it (and my shenanigans) for about half an hour, before we retired to bed.

Before the festivities, though, we enjoyed dinner at Razzle Dazzle. It’s historically been a vegan/vegetarian menu, with some “naughty” choices for us carnivores, and that’s still their approach with brunch, but dinner is now co-branded “Lucky Lotus” and it’s Asian fare. Our server Sunil was outstanding.

Take a look at the menu and let me know what you would have ordered?

Anyway, apparently, VV Is testing this Lucky Lotus concept before rolling It out fleetwide.

I’m still trying to stay no/low gluten, so I went with the ribeye, which was really good, although I ordinarily don’t love that cut of meat. Bati and Kelley went with the Asian foods and said it was all good, but nothing exceptional, and they both strongly agree that Carnival’s Chi-Bang is better.

The desserts looked great but were very underwhelming. I think with VV food, they excel and packaging and presentation, but the food itself is just okay. I know a lot of folks LOVE VV food and swear it’s the best, but it’s just not for me.

And the highlight of Bati’s evening? Getting called to the stage for a trick during the illusionist show, which was quite entertaining. 🪄

12/08/2025

There’s absolutely one thing you’ll want to pack if you take a Virgin Voyages cruise… and that’s something red. Here’s what to expect on Scarlet Night.

12/08/2025

Join us for a full day of eating and exploring aboard Scarlet Lady! We tried Extra Virgin without any advance reservations and still scored great dining times, sampled appetizers, pastas, steak, and of course the famous tableside affogato.

Then it was on to Virgin’s PJ/Scarlet Party, a slow morning with room service, and brunch at Razzle Dazzle, complete with some surprising hits (and a few definite misses).
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I always have a great time in Puerto Plata, and today was no exception. We docked at Taino Bay, and explored with Angel,...
12/07/2025

I always have a great time in Puerto Plata, and today was no exception. We docked at Taino Bay, and explored with Angel, the best private driver in the Dominican. In one short port of call, we did all this:

☂️ Umbrella Street
💝 Pink Alley
🐒 Monkey Home
🌴 Tropical Resort
🍌 Roadside fruit stand

I visited Monkeyland during my first visit to Puerto Plata, and loved it, but didn’t like how far away it was from the cruise terminal. Monkey Home is new, and I love that it’s so close to both Taino Bay and Amber Cove.

At Monkey Home, we got to sample the most amazing Dominican hot cocoa, and learned how ci**rs are rolled. We also sampled Mama Juana, and indulged in a few puffs of a cigar for the first time.

I’ll admit that I don’t love Puerto Plata’s beaches, but I’ve found that resort day pass options are much better than the public beaches. Today we tried a new one, Tropical, which is all-inclusive. The food was good, I LOVED the beachside daybeds, but the service was a bit lacking.

The best part of every beach day, though, is that return-to-ship shower and nap. 😜

12/07/2025

If you’re at Puerto Plata today, come find these! Or, have a friend cruising? Share with them. 😊

12/07/2025

Miami travel days always keep you on your toes! We spent the night at the Hilton Blue Lagoon Miami, a top pick for many cruisers thanks to its convenient location near both the airport and the cruise port, although I don't know if I agree with all the love it gets.

Our trusted private driver, Hector (hands-down the best in the Miami and Fort Lauderdale cruise areas), picked us up and got us moving.

Virgin’s boarding process is smooth and quiet as always, and we didn't have to wait long to embark. Take a first look at the ship, the cabin, and the vibe as we get ready to sail on Scarlet Lady, including the PJ Party... with a holiday twist.

Follow along as we enjoy the first impressions of Virgin Voyages' Scarlet Lady. And up next... a sea day, VV style!

**Hilton Blue Lagoon Miami: https://expedia.stay22.com/melissanewmanconsultingcreatives/amclkl42yr
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** Book Hector: https://profmel.com/drivers

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🛳 Want to book a cruise or take a cruise with me? https://profmel.com/book
🛳 Get FREE Port Guides, cruise advice, and more at https://www.profmelissa.com/
🛳 Get my FREE Cruise Packing List & Planning Guide: https://profmel.com/subscribe
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With today being a sea day, we enjoyed brunch at Razzle Dazzle. Bati LOVED the açaí bowl but was offended by the chicken...
12/07/2025

With today being a sea day, we enjoyed brunch at Razzle Dazzle. Bati LOVED the açaí bowl but was offended by the chicken sandwich.

My favorite Virgin Voyages dinner option is The Wake, and we’re wrapping up dinner there as I type this. The steaks were good, as always, but none of us loved the options for sides.

It’s nice, though, to have quality cuts of steak included without having to pay extra for a specialty restaurant, which is one thing I love about VV.

Kelley is a big foodie, and so far reports that nothing has truly wowed her so far, but everything has been good across the board.

We had a blast last night at the Ugly Christmas Sweater PJ party, and it’s great that today is a sea day, because we rea...
12/06/2025

We had a blast last night at the Ugly Christmas Sweater PJ party, and it’s great that today is a sea day, because we really enjoyed sleeping in (especially Bati on a Boat 😂) and having a chill day today meeting up with new cruise friends.

If you take a VV cruise, there are two parties you should pack for… the Scarlet Party, where everyone decks out in red, and the PJ party. With the latter, most folks wear fun and comfy pajama sets, some get silly with things like onesies, and some go with satin sets or nighties. Basically, anything goes.

Oh, and I you’ve cruised VV and done these parties, I’d love to see your pics, so drop those below!

Of course, participation is optional, but these are two mainstays when it comes to VV theme parties.

Virgin knows their demographic well and seems to play music that caters to it, with an abundance of 90’s and 00’s pop and hip hop. And for that, I heartily approve. 💃🏻

12/06/2025

We had an action-packed embarkation day, boarding Virgin Voyages’ Scarlet Lady. Thankfully, today is a sea day so we get to sleep in and chill.

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