Kinetic Carving

We’re retired military, part-time woodworkers. Professional meme makers. Due to overwhelming demand, new commissions are closed.

08/07/2025

Premium STL and SVG files, designed to kickstart your next project with precision and purpose.
We provide the foundation so you can focus on creating work that stands out. We’ll be looking for more partners to add in the future.

07/25/2025

The word we think about for 20 years…”Hurry”
Then once retirement comes, you need it to slow down because actually…you’re not ready.
Then when the dust settles, you realize how weird it surreal it feels to have your time back in your hands. It’s kind of indescribable.
Happy retirement to CMSgt Jason Shaffer! You’ve reached your golden era.
Cut with
Modeled and vectored in
Cut on

07/06/2025

It’s smooth off the machine thanks to…
quality coated bits
aspires intuitive modeling tools
machines rigidity

06/24/2025

Hey, don’t look over there…

06/05/2025

Finished with custom 3D ODAs and a FISTer. Which one is your favorite?
Cut with bits
Cut on journeyman
Sanded with

05/25/2025

She really is beautiful 🇺🇸
Everyday I wake up grateful to be an American

05/22/2025

Another Ranger Org Plaque
for the finish

Address

Clarksville, TN

Website

https://www.etsy.com/shop/KineticCarving, http://www.kineticcarving.com/

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