07/08/2026
The debut Stankwell Falls album is out with NEW SONGS! Stream it just about anywhere including YouTube! And give that page a follow! 😁
Some people inherit a family business. Ira Hatch IV inherited an apple orchard. Then he sold it.
According to Ira, the decision was easy: "Trees don't applaud solos."
After liquidating generations of family land and enough apple trees to keep several pie festivals in business, he set out to become the next outlaw country legend. Financial advisors called it reckless. Ira called it "crop rotation."
When he's not wringing twang-soaked guitar riffs out of an amplifier that probably smells like old to***co and poor decisions, Ira enjoys collecting vintage airsickness bags from airlines around the world. He insists they're "tiny pieces of aviation history." Everyone else insists they're tiny paper bags.
His hobbies also include carrying enough fi****ms while walking his property to convince wandering picnickers that there are far friendlier meadows elsewhere. Ira has never actually fired a shot at a trespasser. The expression on his face has always been sufficient.
His favorite meal is a toasted garlic bread sandwich loaded with peanut butter, mayonnaise, and fresh tomatoes—a culinary decision that has baffled scientists, nutritionists, and several emergency room physicians.
His most embarrassing moment happened as a teenager when he finally worked up the courage to call his girlfriend and end their relationship. After delivering a heartfelt, emotional breakup speech, the person on the other end quietly replied, "Son... this is her daddy." Thanks to an unusually high-pitched voice and one too many beers, Ira had spent five solid minutes explaining why the relationship wasn't working to her drunken father, who reportedly cried harder than the girlfriend ever did.
Today, Ira remains committed to making unforgettable music, questionable sandwiches, and absolutely certain no one mistakes his property for a public picnic area.
Ira wants to let you know that you're cordially invited to stream the NEW album 'Hampton Hellcats' just released by his band Stankwell Falls. So crank it up while enjoying a delicious Stankwell Falls Fizz mixed drink!
