11/16/2025
Simulation jondoetho1 DrGoo Alright, listen up… if you’re not at The Vortex in Akron, Ohio on December 13th… then honestly, you’re a *sorry sod*.
Because *Blender* is going to be absolutely unhinged.
I'm talking bass that rattles your fillings, lights that’ll make you question reality, and lasers slicing through the air like something out of a sci-fi movie.
And of course... questionable dance moves. I'll be leading that charge along with all the other amazing DJs on this line up, don't you worry.
It’s called *Blender* for a reason.
We’re not just playing one genre. We’re not sticking to a script. We’re taking every beat, every drop, every vibe you can think of—house, techno, drum and bass,dubstep, maybe even a little bit of something you've never heard before (produced stuff)—and we're throwing it all into a sonic centrifuge.
We're mixing *everything* up until it's a beautiful, chaotic, danceable mess like two robots manufacturing a new one! One minute you'll be floating, the next you'll be stomping. That's the promise I can guarantee dad bods honor.
Think of it like this: The Vortex is our laboratory, and on December 13th, we're conducting an experiment in pure, unfiltered energy. This isn't your average night out. This is a system overload. This is a reset button for your soul. We're gonna create a vibe so thick you can taste it. It's about losing yourself in the sound, finding a connection on the dance floor, and forgetting about everything else for just a few hours.
December 13th. The Vortex. Akron , Ohio.
Don’t be the one hearing about it the next day. Be the one with the stories to tell. Don’t miss it—or forever hold your soggy excuses. I’ll see you in the chaos so be ready!
Song I.D. - Imaginary friends- MeatWad
Simulation is a member of the trio up above as well as Stag Mind and No Sleep 0fficial "SO FAR". We have a Ton of music releasing under that name.
