Wildlife Mockumentaries

12/17/2025

12/11/2025

If sarcasm had a mascot, it would absolutely be a shark with crossed fins and zero patience for human nonsense. This neon 80s beauty is here to defend your peace with pure attitude and questionable life choices.

Grab a laugh, rock the look, and channel your inner deep-sea smart-aleck. Link in the comments 👇

12/11/2025

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12/09/2025

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12/09/2025

Ever wanted a fully certified* diagram of a hippopotamus?
(*Certified by absolutely no scientific body whatsoever.)

This gloriously chunky Hippo / potam / ass breakdown is now available on a shirt, ready for zoologists, dad-joke enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates classy nonsense.

Check it out – link will be in the comments 👇

12/06/2025

Current mood: Mentally unavailable.

If you also identify as “I’ll do it later, probably,” this otter speaks for your soul. Link in the comments 👇

12/06/2025

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12/02/2025

You’re a wizard, floof. 🧙‍♂️🦦

Meet Harry Otter, the most adorable practitioner of river magic you’ll ever see. Robe slightly too big, tie slightly crooked, confidence level: “I’ve already passed my OWL… uh, otter wizard licence.”

Perfect for fantasy fans, book lovers, and anyone who laughs every time they see a terrible pun in the wild.

Link to grab yours will be in the comments 👇

12/02/2025