Rob Taylor Report

06/03/2026

Yeah, we know all too well.

Oregon leaders say they collect more accurate and better data than the rest of the nation, but the homelessness crisis will continue to be a main political issue.

06/02/2026

Coos Bay made the FBI press releases twice this week.

A federal grand jury in Eugene returned an indictment charging a Coos Bay, Oregon, woman after she allegedly embezzled money while working as a bank manager.

06/02/2026

Make your voice heard so she can’t respond with a form letter. Make her and her staff hear you on the phone. Call Gov. Tina Kotek and tell her 5-year-old Sahara Dwight’s ra**st and killer Dustin Wallace should stay behind bars, not walking the streets of Roseburg. Call her today at (503) 378-4582. Email the parole board:
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06/02/2026

06/02/2026

Coos Bay s*x offender makes a national FBI press release. The college will probably hire him to teach kids.

A Coos Bay, Oregon, man pleaded guilty yesterday in federal court for causing a child to produce child s*xual abuse material (CSAM), attempting to cause an adult to produce CSAM with his minor child, and distributing CSAM to others.

06/01/2026

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05/31/2026

Nobody sane will subscribe to that turd.

Coos Bay Area, OR Wants $4.99 a Month After Almost One Whole Year of “Years”

Coos Bay Area, OR is now asking people for $4.99 a month.

Not for a newspaper.

Not for reporters.

Not for somebody sitting through three hours of public meeting misery with bad coffee and a folding chair.

For a page.

And the best part?

The post says the page has been your source for local news “for years.”

Facebook says the page was created in 2025.

For years?

Buddy, your page is barely old enough to get blamed for a broken window at Pony Village Mall.

It’s still got soft spots on its head.

You don’t get to roll into town with a page born last April, slap “independent local media” on it, and start shaking the coffee can like you kept this county informed through the invention of electricity.

A 2025 page asking for subscription money while bragging about “years” of service is some beautiful Coos County math.

That’s like buying a boat on Friday, sinking it on Saturday, and telling everybody you’ve been a commercial fisherman your whole life.

For $4.99 a month, folks can apparently help support weather alerts their phones already gave them, event posts somebody else typed, and “breaking news” that usually shows up after half the county already heard it from a cousin, a scanner page, or a woman in line at Bi-Mart.

This isn’t Woodward and Bernstein.

It’s a page in a thrift-store sport coat asking to be treated like The World with fewer facts and more begging.

And look, everybody’s got to make a buck. Fine. Sell shirts. Sell ads. Sell raffle tickets for a used air fryer. This is America.

But don’t call a page created in 2025 a years-old local news source.

That thing isn’t seasoned.

It’s not even marinated.

It’s still sitting in the fridge with the price sticker on it.

Created in 2025.

Begging in 2026.

Calling it “for years.”

That’s not local journalism.

That’s a panhandler with a lighthouse logo and a bad memory.

Disclaimer: This is satire and opinion based on publicly visible page history and public page activity. Subscribe, don’t subscribe, throw five bucks in the ditch. Same odds.

05/31/2026

There are too many building codes and way too many bureaucrats enforcing unnecessary regulations.
Remember, it's supposed to be the Land of the Free.

The City of Coos Bay just signed up for Building Safety Month 2026. The announcement reads like a...

05/30/2026

June 1st...fire season starts.