
06/29/2025
So.
The other day I met… whatever that is.
It walked up like it owned the place, all slow and crunchy with zero regard for personal space or feline superiority.
I didn’t hiss. I didn’t growl. But y’all, I did judge.
Hard.
Welcome to my window, tortoise. Just know—I’m watching you. Always. 👀🐾