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Ok it's hot as hell today...hotter than a witches ass blowing farts... lol 😆
08/08/2025

Ok it's hot as hell today...hotter than a witches ass blowing farts... lol 😆

What is up with the hostility? Im prepping Gay Forecasts you'll absolutely love today 😆
08/08/2025

What is up with the hostility? Im prepping Gay Forecasts you'll absolutely love today 😆

08/08/2025

Wonderful Gay morning we are having prepping forecasts.

National Weather Service copying my forecast for the mid month monsoon 😆... 100 percent copying losers that need McDonal...
08/08/2025

National Weather Service copying my forecast for the mid month monsoon 😆... 100 percent copying losers that need McDonald's applications

Someone just said i look like Preacher Kane from Poltergeist... i am so screwed in 30 years.. damn that is gay... actual...
08/08/2025

Someone just said i look like Preacher Kane from Poltergeist... i am so screwed in 30 years.. damn that is gay... actually scary... but here is the fun stuff... im live tomorrow.. ill have gayness like Kane... we have to stick together on this.. but damn Kane? Im screwed 😆 🤣 😂 👻

Comment below.. do I look like him? It's fine if you say yes... its gay, but you're going to have a preacher Kane live tomorrow ... 😆

RS1

Ok look.. the hot weather records are gay.. 1. Its gay to have this much swamp ass.2. My AC got it's gayness kicked for ...
08/08/2025

Ok look.. the hot weather records are gay..

1. Its gay to have this much swamp ass.
2. My AC got it's gayness kicked for not working..
3. This monsoon so far is also gay ...
4. I can't make the heat go away until it admits it's gay..
5. Staring at models all day is gay ...
6. And lastly.. your forecast remains to be gay for the longggggggg range 🍆.... till mid month and it might be less gay ... lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹
7. If you cancel me, you're somewhat gay...

RS1...

08/07/2025

This heat is gay and im sick of it. Its Richard Simmons gay.. im still sick of it... 😆 🤣 😂 😹

Sick of news stealing my forecast for summer heat. It's MINE and I predicted summer heat and I own this... no one owns o...
08/07/2025

Sick of news stealing my forecast for summer heat. It's MINE and I predicted summer heat and I own this... no one owns or can predict summer heat like I can. Again.. its all mine... ... tell those weather idgits I rule this forecast of heat during summer 😆...

RS General Zod 1

Dang this heat sucks holes that are connected to butts...
08/07/2025

Dang this heat sucks holes that are connected to butts...

I am ready for tomorrow's live streaming event and updates of fun ... 😆 yes I have the outfit lol 😆 I just need to find ...
08/07/2025

I am ready for tomorrow's live streaming event and updates of fun ... 😆 yes I have the outfit lol 😆 I just need to find a lamp shade lol

Raiden Storm
Master General Meteorologist

08/07/2025

Updates coming today .. but for now ... enjoy my cat having his karma for scratching on my couch 😆 🤣 😂 😹.. RS1

Ok sorry for the live this morning, I put an application on McDonalds..i was hammered.. I miss my wife, but her grandma ...
08/06/2025

Ok sorry for the live this morning, I put an application on McDonalds..i was hammered.. I miss my wife, but her grandma died and she went back to the Phillipines for her ... I also saw my hair for the first time gray and that was wow at 41 on the 29th 😆 🤣 ... im going to try this again after today because I need to be squared sober when you guys get unbelievable nailed by the monsoon in under a week ...

I still have the wiffleball bat for anyone that opposes staying here with attitude ... itll be fun.. we can share the bat and enjoy while the other is crying ... idk just a thought ... I am not your normal Meteorologist and take no crap ...

But... if you want to stay for accuracy and fun.. you found the ONLY place you can be like chuck E cheeses.. where you can be a kid again ... also that mouse scares the living s**t out of me.. the animatronics gave me nightmares... 😆 🤣 😂

Anyhow.. let's get to the end of this convo and if u made it ... congrats because it was typed on my phone watching Stargate SG1 and so on...

My comment question.. are you all still with me this season... current picture.. Who is my doppelganger haha... dont say Chuck E cheeses mouse lol...

Raiden Storm
Master General Meteorologist

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