Merri 'The Gamer' Garcia

09/27/2026

I like going to the chiropractor to get an adjustment, it hurts for a second and then it feels great.

Sometimes they ask if I've been sleeping in awkward positions and I say no, but now I'm thinking the answer is yes...
.but she looked so comfortable! 🥺
.I'll see you next week, doc.

09/24/2026

Look how cute I look! I swear the sun was super bright the day I took this photo, so my eyes are non-existent. Rest assured, they will be open for the show.

09/24/2026

Another mic has popped up.. but this time - there's a prize! Come see us duke it out, joke for joke, until the last comic is left standing, or watch us all Crash Out. Either way, it'll be a show to remember!

09/12/2026

The doggos seem to be settled in, Princessa is blending in with the blanket, her camouflage is near perfect.

Years of breeding has produced the perfect couch dog. Operation= Success.

Snoop is guarding his position, ready to fight. Usually my hand, other opposition will be met with a swift bark to alert the authorities (Me).

08/13/2026

My new pup has decompressed enough that she's comfortable climbing up to say hello. This is her being a better door than a window.

She's also gained some weight, when I took her to the vet, she weighed a whole whopping 4 and a half lbs! Hard to tell underneath all that fur! 😍

She has also gained some muscle and confidence, she came in from the backyard without me having to pick her up!

08/07/2026

I didn't give my dog a second treat.. should I be worried??

Is this a warning sign that I should watch my back? 😅😂

07/26/2026

Welcome to Deeds and Dealings, a homebrew that'll make you laugh and keep you guessing.

Second EP to drop next week. This will hopefully become a bi-weekly addition to any followers. You can follow us on Spotify to stay up to date.

Deeds and Dealings · Episode

07/18/2026

Getting old is interesting, I ate food after work yesterday and then went to go have a nap.
.I woke up the next day. 😭

I wanted to enjoy my Fri night off, but my body said nope, we're resetting you back to factory settings. 😩

On the plus side, I am bright eyed and bushy tailed(don't tell the furries). Anyone down to play disc golf??

06/28/2026

I'm out having lunch with my mom and I find this absolute ✨ GEM ✨

Please, please, please tell me what my password is for my old PlayStation account. 🥲

I had to start OVER on so many games and re-purchase others. 😭

Hackers wanted. 😂

I'm just kidding, please don't hack me. 😅

I am RICH in life, not money. 😭😭😂

06/27/2026

Made a couple of homemade burgers because why not? Ground beef is $8+ a lb, but if you buy the 10lb log, it's only $3.99!

A McDouble cost me $2.50 and that thang was smaller than it used to be. 😒

I made two because a Doctor once said, two burgers is healthier than one burger and fries, and who am I to argue with science? 🙃