Merri 'The Gamer' Garcia

01/03/2026

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Show tonight! Hopefully the url looks okay and not just a bunch of letters, numbers and characters. We're about to find out!

Comedy Show at Mesquite St. Pizza Downtown Corpus Christi Saturday, January 3rd, 2026

01/03/2026

The older I get, the more funerals I go to. 😔

Hold your loved ones close, time is fleeting, tell them you love them and are happy they're in your life.

My sister laid to rest her mom, and it made me realize how fragile life is. I've always known on some subconscious level, but it never hits as hard as when it happens to someone close to you.

I'm lucky my mom is still in my life, we go to lunch every week, I go with her to run errands, but she seems to get more fragile every time I look at her.

It breaks my heart to know that she will no longer be with me one day. I know I'll be devastated, but until then, I'll tell her I love her, and make sure to give her a hug when we depart. 🥹❤️

Fawk, now I'm crying. 😭

01/01/2026

My dog is something else, he always tries to get me to play with him at the most inconvenient times

Like, dawg, I am on the toilet rn.

12/26/2025

Christmas is coming to a close, but I finally snapped some pics! Good job, me. Now to be consistent all year.

12/25/2025

Merry Christmas everyone! I just used leftover chili to mix with an egg for a breakfast taco. 🥹 It was delicious.

I am extra looking forward to eating and being with family this year. Perhaps I'm getting old, and more sentimental, but I've really enjoyed the quality time we've spent over this past year.

Be sure to keep your loved ones close, times are tough and you never know who's struggling. Hugs are free, you just can't eat them. 🥲

I'm looking forward to next year, maybe I'll get a bunch of gigs, or maybe I won't. I will try to make it a point to post more. Gotta get more fans, otherwise bookers be like, "Can't book you, you have no fans, who's coming to see you?"

Ouch. It is what it is. I do well on stage, but have trouble chatting with fans, so I may seem standoffish, but I really don't mean to. I'm just shy without a microphone - weird, huh?

12/24/2025

Shout-out to Bobby for taking these photos, I really need to get better about it. I bought a dang camera and everything, and I always just leave it. 🫠

Thanks again to everyone that showed up, especially those two dudes that came looking for El Jefe, Mr. White Elephant.

12/23/2025

Last night's Re-Giftmas was a success! Everyone had a great time, and boy was it funny. Shout-out to everyone that came through, without y'all, this crazy idea would never have worked.

We even had some guys come for the comedian, White Elephant. 😂

I laughed so hard at some of these gifts. Someone opened a gift that contained a car care package whilst notoriously not owning a vehicle. 😂

I'm definitely doing this again next year, not last minute like this go around, and I'm hoping more ppl will show up next year.

So, remember, one person's crap is another person's Gift for next year! 😁

I know some photos were taken, so I'll go collect them and post them at a later date.

12/15/2025

I'm creating a new tradition out of white elephant, times are tough, get ready for Re-Giftmas!

That's when you wrap up an unwanted gift and use THAT for white elephant instead of going out and spending money.

That's right, think of all the things you have, but don't use - BOOM, wrap it up! There's bound to be something you don't want.

Got bullets, but no longer have the gun? With Re-Giftmas, that's a perfect gift! Have too many kitchen appliances and not enough counter space? Wrap it up!

11/16/2025

I like that some businesses use motion sensor lights to cut down on electricity costs - I don't like that they put them in the restrooms.

*light goes out*

*frantically waves arms until they turn back on*

I'm trying to p**p in here!

11/05/2025

Let's have a Kodiak moment.

11/04/2025

Just dropping some clips from a show I did in Beeville, Texas at the La Linea Wine Bar. It's a snazzy venue, with a great atmosphere, I always love performing there. 🤞To coming back

11/03/2025

Dating in 2025 be like..