The Recycled Corn Podcast

09/10/2026

Talking to my co-worker

"... but again, I'm no expert. I'm just a regular pert."

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08/13/2026

Honestly, I'm just biding my time until there's an opening for a cranky old man in the Muppet balcony.

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06/17/2026

This sounds fake but it's 100% true: If your biological parents didn't have kids then you probably won't either.

05/27/2026

I might get mass unfollowed for this, but I find it extremely disrespectful when people dont stand for the anthem.

Personally I still get goosebumps every time I hear: “I think I’m cute, I know i’m sexy, I got the looks that drives the girls wild. I got the moves, that really move 'em, I send chills up and down their spine. I’m just a sexy boy (sexy boy). I’m not your boy toy (boy toy)”...

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04/24/2026

You know, I really don't understand women.

My wife said 'let's go get matching tattoos', so we did.

She got my name on her arm.

I got MY name on my arm.

Now she's mad!

WTF right?

They match!!! What did I do wrong?!

04/15/2026

Transform you sleep schedule AND your bank account by taking 8 hour powernaps at work!

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04/14/2026

I’m walking by some co-workers, and one is telling the other about their garden. Talking about mulching, watering schedules, soil ph. levels… boring stuff. Naturally my mind starts wandering, which is never a safe situation.

The ‘gardener’ mentions how proud they are of their new berry bush. With the mention of the word ‘berries’ and all of a sudden, I’m singing to myself “Berries & cream, berries & cream, I’m a little lad that loves berries & cream…” then I laugh out loud and turn to see them just staring at me with a ‘what the hell’s wrong with you?’ look on their face.

Guess you had to be there.

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04/01/2026

Women only say I'm ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly AND broke...

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03/30/2026

We should normalize calling in healthy—I feel great today and I don’t want to ruin it at work.