Laughing Loafer

Laughing Loafer The least reliable news source in the Mid-Valley - we promise! All satirized for your protection. But, we in fact suck, sorry about that.

Our apologies.....

We the degenerate reprobates chickening behind pseudonyms and stupid fu***ng jokes wish to apologize in advance for starting this tasteless turd of a website, and for all the future dumb s**t we’ll be posting. If we were good at this, we’d be fu***ng damn John Oliver and there would be no need to apologize, because that guy is awesome. The only things we can say to rationalize

our existence:

We all live in Corvallis, we’re not exactly Mecca for satirists that are actually any good. Our web host bill is paid, and we’re still free, so suck on that basic cable. We’re not well, it’s like were the United Nations for different 12 Step group devotees mixed with several peoples of mixed American Psychiatric Association approved diagnoses. Anyhow, it’s not like we’re completely to blame. For instance, why the hell are you here? You could be surfing p**n or working or something. Anyhow, we’re offensively mediocre horrible people that say lots of mean s**t, and we apologize for that, kinda. Sincerely, The Loafing Staff

Too soon?
10/05/2017

Too soon?

Two North American grey wolves held a press conference today to discuss the media’s incessant use of the phrase "lone wolf" when describing white perpetrators of mass shooting.

01/29/2017

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01/20/2017
01/09/2017

Snow: East coast be like... Midwest be like... Portland be like...

01/08/2017
01/07/2017

Cats > dogs

11/09/2016

WASHINGTON—Shattering a barrier long thought unbreakable in the United States, Donald Trump, the 70-year-old billionaire real estate mogul from New York, became the first black-hearted man in history to win the American presidency, in the early hours of Wednesday morning.

Satirists don't always become speechless....
11/09/2016

Satirists don't always become speechless....

Benny's Donuts to open retail location: police and heart surgeons ecstatic. Read the whole story!
09/17/2016

Benny's Donuts to open retail location: police and heart surgeons ecstatic. Read the whole story!

Fried dough enthusiasts got all hard in the arteries with excitement last week over news that a Benny’s Donuts would occupy the barely cold body of the now deceased Sunnyside-Up location in d…

Courtesy has always trumped right-of-way for Oregonians working with fellow motorists.... But sometimes, this can leave ...
08/04/2016

Courtesy has always trumped right-of-way for Oregonians working with fellow motorists.... But sometimes, this can leave a driver stranded on 2nd Street for days.

Fortunately, county mediators have been dispatched.

BREAKING NEWS- Corvallis Police are asking drivers to avoid the area around SW 2nd and SW Adams as motorists have become stranded for several days determining exactly who may have the right of way …

Conspiracy? Gangs? Cults?Murder? Mayhem? Tacos?Sorry, none of these. But here's an old lady flipping you off in front of...
08/01/2016

Conspiracy? Gangs? Cults?

Murder? Mayhem? Tacos?

Sorry, none of these. But here's an old lady flipping you off in front of a mushroom cloud. That's gotta count for something.

DaVinci Days proudly rose from the grave this year, crazy machines and all, the organizers having put the event on ice since 2013 to figure out how it’d work in the future, and also deal with some …

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