06/04/2026
Put that on my life yes, Send this mfer to the cringe Olympics, fr fr
UPDATE: Jake Lang has been moved from the Frisco Jail to the maximum-security unit at the Collin County Detention Center following his recent arrest in Texas. According to posts from someone placed in charge of his social media accounts, Judge Lisa Bronchetti cited Lang’s January 6-related charges when setting bond conditions, and he was ordered to stay 200 feet away from the courthouse for 30 days.
The person posting for Lang claims he is being held under restrictive conditions, alleging he is allowed out of his cell for “1 hour for every 2 days,” that the lights are on “24/7,” and that he has only a thin mat and su***de blanket in his cell. These claims have not been independently verified.