06/09/2026
There was a guy so cheap he could squeeze a penny until it screamed. 😳
One day he was walking with his son through a store when the kid spotted a bottle of shampoo.
“Dad, can you buy me that shampoo?”
The father looked at it, thought for a second, and took the kid straight to a barber shop.
A few minutes later, the kid came home completely bald.
“Mom! I asked Dad for shampoo, and he shaved my head!”
Mom looked at him and said:
“Son, be grateful you didn’t ask him for toothpaste.”
😂🤣
