Coolstoryjen

Coolstoryjen Wife + mom of four

06/23/2026

When you're trying to hug your kid, but her head has a different plan. There’s nothing quite like getting Head-butted in the mouth when you’re least expecting it.

Just another one of those beautiful motherhood experience that nobody warned me about.



06/22/2026

When you forget kids don't believe in personal space. Let’s just be honest, Bandit isn’t the only one that’s accidentally fluffied in his child’s face.




06/21/2026

When baby daddy takes out the trash without being asked. Talk about a panty dropper. 🤤 Happy Father's Day!

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06/20/2026

Mom brain strikes again.

For THREE DAYS I couldn’t remember Lady Gaga’s name, it was erased from my memory. But at last, I conquered mom brain with determination and grit! 💪🏼

I told my husband and oldest daughter not to tell me, and they didn’t let me down. Even though I kept singing a part of the song WITH HER NAME IN IT and kept missing it. 🤣




06/19/2026

When moms put their drink down for a second. Cheers to all the beautiful moms out there!🥂😍

May your coffee be warm and your water be backwash-free. Oh, and may you take a thirty minute p**p in dead silence. 🤌🏼

Y’all are the real MVP’s! HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!! 💐🤍



06/18/2026

POV: Teaching my kid a valuable life lesson. Independence.

Mom’s can’t be selfless all the time. Sometimes we’ve gotta put ourselves first. It’s all about balance, you know?



06/17/2026

Do my kids' homework with me. I might make this a series, idk maybe not.

Homework time is usually WAY more hectic than this especially with four kids 8 and under, and it’s always this painful for me thanks to my ADHD! I did not enjoy having to sit still and focus in school, and I still don’t enjoy it now.

God bless all the teachers out there, and I take my hat off to all the mothers that homeschool. Y’all are saints!



06/16/2026

When you turn your back on your toddler for 2 seconds. Those little crotch turds are FAST!

I’ve literally found a razor, a piece of broken glass, and an open tube of Benadryl in my toddlers mouth before. (In all those instances the child was just fine, thankfully I acted very quick.)

What’s the scariest thing you’ve found in your toddlers mouth?




06/15/2026

Art Appreciation Before and After Kids. It’s giving Jackson Po***ck. 🤌🏼

I’m thinking of submitting this to an art exhibit.

06/14/2026

POV: You're a mom breaking up sibling fights. My cortisol levels stay high like Snoop Dogg, thanks to my ferrel kids (whom I love dearly!!).




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