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11/23/2025

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11/23/2025

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Episode 16

PHILOMENA’S POV

I sat as baba did his thing. Enchanting different things.
I watched as he placed the picture of Emmy in a small native pot filled with water, after tying it with red rope.

“What did you say he’s name is again woman?” He asked.
“Emmy baba.” I replied.
“I mean he’s full name, the g0ds don’t take action using shortcuts.” He roared.

“He’s name is Emeka Stanley Chukwu .” I replied.

He nodded and started singing in parables.”

After some second he stopped and took a short fat stick covered with black material, with cowries encircling it.

“Emeka Stanley chukuw!
” Emeka Stanley chukuw”
” Emeka Stanley chukuw.”
I have called you three times. I beseech you to appear right now your presence is needed right now, appear from whenever you’re.” Baba said and struck the short fat stick on the picture inside the native pot three times. While he kept speaking inaudibly.

After some minutes Emeka didn’t appear.

“Baba, what’s wrong why hasn’t he appear yet? I asked Curiously.

” Be patient woman, the ways of the g0ds isn’t the ways of man.” He answered and continue moving his lips as if he was communicating to some invisible being.

He went to a large mirror besides the entrance of the shrine, took some palm front dipped the Palm front on the water from the native pot and sprinkler it in the mirror three times.

Calling Emeka names. But he didn’t appear.

“I think there’s a strong person backing him up spiritually, the person might be a ghost or someone that has a hand in the God of heaven… He explained getting me confused.

“What I mean is that, you should leave my shrine before you brings calamity to me.” He said with a serious face.

“Baba, I will give you any m0ney you want just do what I asked of you.” I said.

“It’s not about money woman, it's about my sanity. Go and look for someone else that can perform the task.” He said.

“But baba…..”
“No but, just leave my shrine.
==========

Meanwhile Cassandra and Emeka were having fun.

Emeka kept sụçking Cassandra’s h0ney p0t filled with cüm.

Instantly, Emeka collapse in between Madam Cassandra’s püṣṣƴ vomiting a mouth full of bl00d.

Cassandra who was just lying down eyes cl0sed enjoying the whole thing Emeka was doing to her body, opened her eyes, knowing that he has stopped t0uching her.

“Emmy why the hēlll did y0u st0p?” She asked and sat up, but instantly went stiff immediately she noticed Emma’s condition.

To Be Continued 🔞

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Mummy looked at her and then me, without saying anything.

I was giving her a pleading look.
I guess she understands.

“Emeka is very stubb0rñ, I asked him to do a simple chores and he couldn’t do it. Only for me to come back from the market and meet the chores undone I was quarreling with him before you stepped in.” She said, I felt a little bit relieved.

“Oh Emmy you know your mom passed through a lot to make sure you are okay? Why couldn’t you do the little chores she asked of you?” Cassandra said with her eyes locked on my gb0la.

Because I was still tying the towel, and again my gb0la refused to fall, even after we were caught.

Maybe because I didn’t cüm. This my big gb0la is just like my blessing and my downfall. See the way it usually wants to land me in troūble.

“Why did you do so ehn Emmy?” Cassandra asked again.

“Uhm! Uhm! Because I was t¡red and I slept off.” I said scratching the back of my head.

“Oh you lazy boy,, ma you don’t have to worry don’t be stressing Emmy around the house, I’ll get you a qualified housekeeper that will be carrying out the chores. Let Emmy rest as much as he can.” Cassandra said.

“Thank you so much madam, I appreciate everything you have done for me and my pikin. Mom said.

“I don’t need a maid, besides they are no much chores in the house, that I can’t handle.. Don’t just stress yourself . ” Mum smiles.

I was just standing there like a lost zombie, still thanking God for my narrow escape.

But it’s still painful that I didn’t cüm before mummy stepped in.

And as for Amaka she better not come any closer to me again, because I’mma strãngle her.

“Hope Emmy had told you that we will be leaving for London tomorrow?” Cassey asked.

“Yes, he told me already, I'm going to Miss you both.” Mum said tearing up.

“It's not as if he’s going forever, he will be back soon.” Cassandra said.
“Uhm, please excuse me, I was about having my bath before you both stepped in.” I said.

“So sorry about that, Cassandra said as they both left the room of course, mum gave me a cold stare before she stepped out.
I quickly took my bath..
**********

THREE DAYS LATER🔞

We arrived safely in London, and I must say, the view is breathtaking. Madam Cassandra took me to a grand mansion, which she revealed was one of her prized possessions.

As we stepped inside, I couldn’t help but marvel at the opulent decor and sprawling gardens. The mansion was a testament to Madam Cassandra’s impeccable taste and wealth.

“Welcome to my humble abode, Emmy,” she said with a smile. “I’m glad you’re here to share it with me.”

I nodded, still taking in the sights and sounds of this new environment.
***

I took my bath, had lunch and was pressing my phone on the bed
Madam Cassandra stepped out of the bathroom with water dr¡pping d0wn her b0dy.

“Emmy darling.” She called and immediately l0se her t0wel d0wn fr0m her chest as it fell freely to the floor.

Revealing her näked b0dy.
I w¡dened my eyes . As my gb0la responded immediately under my b0xers 😲

“C0me to mummy.” She told me using her finger to signal me to her side.

I stood up from the bed as if I was being controlled by the biggest utumokpor {chärms}
I got to her side.

She pärted her lëgs, sl¡ghtly and I underst00d what she meant.

I knelt down cl0sed to her neatly shäved pu$$y, and sl¡de my t0ngue on it and started licking her clean.
======
Philomena’s POV.

“Let me see the picture of the boy.” The hërbalist said.
I dipped my hands on my handbag and brought out the picture of Emeka that I had with me.

“What did you say you want again?” The baba asked.

“I want him to return to me.” I said.
Well if I can’t get Emmy no one else will.

To Be Continued 🔞

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“What do you want from me?” I asked Aunty Philo directly.
“Nothing more Emmy,, you know what I want already. Don’t you?” She Sheered.

“I don’t know what you want Philo.” I mumbled.

“Oh really,, your gb0la is for me and me al0ne, don’t you get?” She yelled.

“I see, assuming you love my gb0la you wouldn’t have done what you did to me. Philo or whatever your name is better stay away from me now oh.” I yelled.

“The little kitten has actually gr0wn into a wild cat huh?” She snorted.

” When you are done ranting take your men and leave my car. ” I uttered.

” I love y0ur audacity plug. ” She giggled. ” Can you connect me with it? ” She furthered.

“As you can see, I'm in a haste take your men and get out of my car. ” I sh0uted again.

“Oh wow, I see the nerves you’ve gotten here, and all thanks to that old witch Cassey. ” She said and snap her finger indicating her men to come take me away.

Immediately, some expensive car arrived besides me.

No doubt it’s madam Cassandra’s men.

You might be wondering how they got to know.

Immediately I sighted Aunty Philo earlier. I immediately dialed madam Cassandra’s number and put the phone back on my p0cket.

I made sure to speak with Aunty Philo so she could know I am in danger.

Instantly the men got out of the car. One thing about madam Cassandra is, most of the men working with her are military men.

Unlike Aunty Philo that hired thügs to carry out her evïl motifs.

Madam Cassandra men got out of their respective car.

Wearing their army uniform.
Immediately Aunty Philo men saw them, they began retreating backwards from me.

“No come and carry me, nonsense people.” I said

You know that kind feelings na.
” What’s going on here?” One of madam Cassandra men asked coming more closer to us.

“They wanted to kïdnap me.” I said and wink at Aunty Philo who was shaking like a cooked vegetable besides her car.

“You are all under arrest for carrying weapons illegally, you have the right to remain silent till we get to the barracks.” He said bringing out his ID card.

"Boss, we dey sorry, no carry us go barracks, you fit collect all the wæpons from us, abeg no carry us go una area. ” One of the men pleased going on his knees while the four other joined them.

Well after everything Aunty Philo was made to pay, a huge sum of money to bail herself and the five other thügs.
=========

THREE DAYS LATER!!

I was packing some of my personal belongings, to leave to Madam Cassandra’s house so we can leave for the trip the next day when my door opens up and Amaka walked in looking gloomy.

“You are here?” I asked her and focused my attention with what I was doing.

“Yes, I'm here.” She answered seating besides me on the bed.
“You didn’t tell me you were coming?” I sounded.

“Oh really, for over two weeks I left here I’ve been trying to reach you on phone, you aren’t answering my calls nor replying to my text.” She yelled.

” That’s because I am busy.” I said.
“Busy that you don’t even have my time?” She said crying.

I kept the clothes I was holding on the bed shifted closer to Amaka and took her hand.

” Look Amaka, you know what happened the last time we had sëx, I don’t want you to get entangled in my life, cos I Love you and don’t want anything bad to happen to you. Just give me a little time when I clear up all these, we can be together.” I said using my hands to wipe off her tears.

But then she gräbbed me, and instantly düg her hand into my sh0rt and bringing out my gb0la.
” St0p Amakaa!!

“Why should I huh? She fumed.
” You are busy g¡ving it to older women, why can’t I enjoy it too?” She shouted.

And I was some how confused.
“Oh you are surprised right?

Anyways don’t mind, all I need now is your long cøçk inside of me, since the last time we had it. You ignited a bürning des¡re in me, making me to crävê for your every touch.” She said and took it in her mouth sũçking it.

While stroking my bälls.
” Please stop t0uching Amaka…..
” Please stop touching….
“Please stop…
“Please..
” Plea…..
“Ple..”
I tried pleading with her. But then b0dy no be firewood 😉

To Be Continued 🔞

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Episode 13

“Are we not there yet?” I asked as the road was becoming deserted and busy as if we were going to a village.

“Fine, Emmy I’m taking to a herbalist.. I need to secure this relationship. I can’t afford to share you with anyone, so I need the hërbalist to do some…

“Look Cassey I love you okay? We don’t have to do all this diab0lical things before you, know I love you.” I mumbled holding her palms to convince her.

Honestly I dont trust madam Cassandra on this,, “what if she has another motifs?” I thought aloud
“Are you sure you love me Emmy?” She question.

“Yes I do Cassey.” I replied.
“Well I have drove for so long, for us to go back, without doing what brought us here” she said.

“It’s noting, how about we go back home and I make up for the time wasted huh?” I questioned k¡ssing her neçkline.

“oh! Emmy what am I gonna do with you huh?” she gasped as I kept liçking her neckline.

“Do me naüghty, I'm all yours.” I mumbles.

“I want you here and now Emmy, I might just d¡e before reaching home. She said using her hand to shift my head closer to her l¡ps while placing a set k¡ss on my l¡ps.

I k¡ssed her back as my hands trävel to her cl0th.

Rüɓbing my hand on her t¡ght püṣṣƴ through her inner t¡ght.

While we kept k¡ssing.. I sücked her t0ngue while she did same with mine.
I kept rubbing her püṣṣƴ.

“Oh Emmy! I can’t wait to have your long c0çk inside of me.” she said thr0ugh m0an as she pülled from the k¡ss, and started pülling off my p0lo.

Once she was done undrëssing me, I helped in pülling off her drëss also and unh00ked her brä. Few sec0nds later our cl0ths were flying on the fl00r.

She instructed me to l¡e down on the car seat. I did as she instructed, she g0t on me and d¡rectly Insërted my gb0la on her already wët püṣṣƴ and began r¡ding me to the realm of fäntasy.

She kept giving me a c0wg¡rl style, she bent a little in a way that her m0uth was t0uching my n¡pples, while she kept sụçking my n¡pples and r¡dding my gb0la at the same time, I felt on top of the world.

Madam Cassandra name supp0sed to be Sab¡na because she too Sabi knäçk . I kept bänging all her h¡table walls.

She kept scræaming my name.
It’s so swët to have sëx at the middle of bushes inside a tinted car.

After some minutes I felt my bälls t¡ghten and I pülled out instantly cümming on my st0mach..

After some m0re rounds. She dr0ve us back home.

Mehn!! God really saved me from Cassandra’s hands oo.

Well I won’t try having sëx with any other g¡rl again o.

We got inside and she said she had something to tell me.

My mind kept beating so fast, wondering what she had to tell me.
“Sit.” She motion me to seat on the bëd once we were in her room.

“Look Emmy, I want to take you to a väcation with me to London. Just you and me, we will go sight seeing, explore all the cool places in London and most of all have a good sëx.”

“How about that?” She asked me.
My eyes widened in sh0ck and exc¡tement, not in my widest dream, have I thought of travelling outside Nigeria.

“You mean you’re taking me with you to London”?” I questioned.

” Yes of course, you might also like to further your education there don’t you?” She asked.
I nodded excitedly.

” I will, ma. I mean Cassey God will bless you for me.” I said.

” You don’t have to thank me, since your d¡çk g¡ves me the satisfaction I cräve for, why won’t I take care of you huh.. And besides I only have one daughter. She is schooling in united kingdom, she alone can’t finish my money, so I have to spend it on my surgery perry.” She said and bent to my level k¡ssing me.

She used her hand to push me a little to the bed, and climb on me.

Pülled d0wn my b0xers. She went over to her table, br0ught out a bottle of h0ney drink a little, and reserved a little amount in her m0uth, I was just laying on the bed wondering what she’s gonna do.

She walked to the bed and squatted beside my d¡Çk, empty the honey In her m0uth on my d¡çk and began s*üçkijg my d¡çk alongside the Honey.

I felt like hmmm!! The feeling is unexplainable.

She kept liçking me untill my gb0la stand up erëct.
*****

FEW WEEKS LATER.

Madam Cassandra had finished processing my international passport and we were scheduled to leave in few days time.

I had to lie to my mom that madam Cassandra is taking me to a business trip with her.

I went to a fancy boutique to get myself some nice dress.

I was done shopping. I stepped out of the mall about going to my car.

When I saw some men that look like rascals holding güns .. Besides my car.

And a woman. Probably Aunty Philomena.

“Long time no see abi, my big gb0la boy. I don catch you today make we see as you go take escape from me today.

To Be Continued 🔞

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Episode 13

“Are we not there yet?” I asked as the road was becoming deserted and busy as if we were going to a village.

“Fine, Emmy I’m taking to a herbalist.. I need to secure this relationship. I can’t afford to share you with anyone, so I need the hërbalist to do some…

“Look Cassey I love you okay? We don’t have to do all this diab0lical things before you, know I love you.” I mumbled holding her palms to convince her.

Honestly I dont trust madam Cassandra on this,, “what if she has another motifs?” I thought aloud
“Are you sure you love me Emmy?” She question.

“Yes I do Cassey.” I replied.
“Well I have drove for so long, for us to go back, without doing what brought us here” she said.

“It’s noting, how about we go back home and I make up for the time wasted huh?” I questioned k¡ssing her neçkline.

“oh! Emmy what am I gonna do with you huh?” she gasped as I kept liçking her neckline.

“Do me naüghty, I'm all yours.” I mumbles.

“I want you here and now Emmy, I might just d¡e before reaching home. She said using her hand to shift my head closer to her l¡ps while placing a set k¡ss on my l¡ps.

I k¡ssed her back as my hands trävel to her cl0th.

Rüɓbing my hand on her t¡ght püṣṣƴ through her inner t¡ght.

While we kept k¡ssing.. I sücked her t0ngue while she did same with mine.
I kept rubbing her püṣṣƴ.

“Oh Emmy! I can’t wait to have your long c0çk inside of me.” she said thr0ugh m0an as she pülled from the k¡ss, and started pülling off my p0lo.

Once she was done undrëssing me, I helped in pülling off her drëss also and unh00ked her brä. Few sec0nds later our cl0ths were flying on the fl00r.

She instructed me to l¡e down on the car seat. I did as she instructed, she g0t on me and d¡rectly Insërted my gb0la on her already wët püṣṣƴ and began r¡ding me to the realm of fäntasy.

She kept giving me a c0wg¡rl style, she bent a little in a way that her m0uth was t0uching my n¡pples, while she kept sụçking my n¡pples and r¡dding my gb0la at the same time, I felt on top of the world.

Madam Cassandra name supp0sed to be Sab¡na because she too Sabi knäçk . I kept bänging all her h¡table walls.

She kept scræaming my name.
It’s so swët to have sëx at the middle of bushes inside a tinted car.

After some minutes I felt my bälls t¡ghten and I pülled out instantly cümming on my st0mach..

After some m0re rounds. She dr0ve us back home.

Mehn!! God really saved me from Cassandra’s hands oo.

Well I won’t try having sëx with any other g¡rl again o.

We got inside and she said she had something to tell me.

My mind kept beating so fast, wondering what she had to tell me.
“Sit.” She motion me to seat on the bëd once we were in her room.

“Look Emmy, I want to take you to a väcation with me to London. Just you and me, we will go sight seeing, explore all the cool places in London and most of all have a good sëx.”

“How about that?” She asked me.
My eyes widened in sh0ck and exc¡tement, not in my widest dream, have I thought of travelling outside Nigeria.

“You mean you’re taking me with you to London”?” I questioned.

” Yes of course, you might also like to further your education there don’t you?” She asked.
I nodded excitedly.

” I will, ma. I mean Cassey God will bless you for me.” I said.

” You don’t have to thank me, since your d¡çk g¡ves me the satisfaction I cräve for, why won’t I take care of you huh.. And besides I only have one daughter. She is schooling in united kingdom, she alone can’t finish my money, so I have to spend it on my surgery perry.” She said and bent to my level k¡ssing me.

She used her hand to push me a little to the bed, and climb on me.

Pülled d0wn my b0xers. She went over to her table, br0ught out a bottle of h0ney drink a little, and reserved a little amount in her m0uth, I was just laying on the bed wondering what she’s gonna do.

She walked to the bed and squatted beside my d¡Çk, empty the honey In her m0uth on my d¡çk and began s*üçkijg my d¡çk alongside the Honey.

I felt like hmmm!! The feeling is unexplainable.

She kept liçking me untill my gb0la stand up erëct.
*****

FEW WEEKS LATER.

Madam Cassandra had finished processing my international passport and we were scheduled to leave in few days time.

I had to lie to my mom that madam Cassandra is taking me to a business trip with her.

I went to a fancy boutique to get myself some nice dress.

I was done shopping. I stepped out of the mall about going to my car.

When I saw some men that look like rascals holding güns .. Besides my car.

And a woman. Probably Aunty Philomena.

“Long time no see abi, my big gb0la boy. I don catch you today make we see as you go take escape from me today.

To Be Continued 🔞

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