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09/22/2026

🚨 SHE SAID SHE DOESN’T LIKE BOURBON…COOL. MAKE THIS ANYWAY. 👀🥃

Sometimes she doesn’t hate bourbon.

She just hasn’t had the right bourbon cocktail yet.

BLUEBERRY BOURBON SMASH
• Bourbon — 2.5 oz
• Fresh Blueberries
• Fresh Lemon
• Simple Syrup
• Fresh Mint

Fresh fruit, citrus, mint and enough sweetness to let the bourbon come through without taking over the whole drink.

Now watch how fast “I don’t drink bourbon” turns into “wait…what’s in this?” 👀

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09/22/2026

🚨 HENNESSY REALLY BRING OUT A DIFFERENT SIDE OF Y’ALL IN THESE COMMENTS. 👀🥃

Every time I post a Hennessy cocktail, somebody starts confessing, reminiscing, or making decisions they probably need to sleep on first.

So naturally…here we go again.

STRAWBERRY PINEAPPLE HENNY DROP
• Fresh strawberries, muddled
• Amaretto — 1 oz
• Hennessy VSOP — 2 oz
• Fresh pineapple — 4-5 chunks, muddled
• Aromatic bitters — 2 dashes
• Fresh lemon juice — ¾ oz
• Crushed ice
• Strawberry slices + lemon wheel for garnish

That strawberry layer at the bottom with the pineapple Henny on top is exactly where the trouble starts. 👀

I already know what these comments about to look like.

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This one isn’t in the book.

09/22/2026

09/21/2026

Y’all know what time it is 🔵🔵🔴🔴

09/21/2026

MAKE THESE FOR YOUR FALL PARTY AND NOW THEM FOLKS GOT A KEY TO YOUR HOUSE. 👀🍊🔥

The Blood Orange Bonfire is exactly why some fall cocktail recipes need to stay classified. 😂

Blood Orange Bonfire 🔥
2 oz Reposado Tequila
1½ oz Fresh Blood Orange Juice
½ oz Amaretto
1-2 dash Black Walnut Bitters
¼ oz Agave Syrup, optional
Ice
Tajin Rim
Blood Orange Wheel

Shake it hard, pour it over fresh ice and just understand…once they taste this, them overnight bags might already be packed. 😂

Tres Agaves Salud 🥃

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09/21/2026

New York Giants Los Angeles Rams Tomorrow…Giants Nation has to show up 🔵🔵

09/20/2026

🚨 APPETIZER MARGARITAS MIGHT BE WHY I’M ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO THE FUNCTION. 👀🍹

You know how you grab a little something before the real meal?

Same concept.

Except mine is a Guava Pregame Margarita before I head out and start drinking for real.

🍹 GUAVA PREGAME MARGARITA
• Blanco Tequila — 2 oz
• Guava Purée — 1.5 oz
• Cointreau — 1 oz
• Fresh Lime Juice — 1 oz
• Agave Syrup — ½ oz
• Ice
• Salted Rim

Call it a pregame. Call it an appetizer margarita.

Either way, this is probably why everybody already there by the time I finally show up. 👀

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09/19/2026

MAKE THIS FOR FOOTBALL SUNDAY AND NOW YOUR HOUSE IS THE HOUSE. 👀🥃

This Apple Butter Bourbon Sour is exactly why some recipes need to stay a secret. 😂 Warm fall flavors, bourbon, maple, apple and just enough citrus to keep it balanced instead of turning into dessert.

Apple Butter Bourbon Sour 🍎🥃
2 oz Bourbon
1 heaping tbsp Apple Butter
¾ oz Fresh Lemon Juice
½ oz Pure Maple Syrup
2 dashes Black Walnut Bitters
Ice
Honeycrisp Apple Slices + Cinnamon Stick for garnish
(Optional) Smoke w/Apple chips

Shake it hard, pour it over fresh ice and enjoy your new responsibility as the permanent football Sunday bartender. 😂

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09/18/2026

🚨 SHE SAID SHE DON’T LIKE HENNESSY…THAT’S BECAUSE SHE AIN’T HAD IT LIKE THIS. 👀🥃

Sometimes it ain’t the liquor. It’s how somebody made the drink. 😂

Hennessy Pineapple Sidecar
🥃 2.5 oz Hennessy
🍍 Fresh Pineapple
🍋 0.75 oz Fresh Lemon Juice
🍊 0.75 oz Cointreau
🍯 0.5 oz Simple Syrup
🧊 Ice
🍋 Lemon Wheel for garnish

Fresh pineapple, cognac, citrus and just enough sweetness to make that Hennessy hit completely different.

Now watch how fast “I don’t drink Hennessy” turns into “hold on…make me one.” 😂👀

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