The Saltwater Siren

08/27/2026

Rest high on that mountain Dolly, we got this from here 🦋🩷

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08/27/2026

✨ DAY 9 OF TRYING TO GET ON THE ALANI NU PR LIST ✨

Okay, Alani… we’re bringing out the DOLLY today. 💕🎀✨

Meet Dolly — our Pink Banana Pudding Dirty Alani inspired by one of the sweetest ladies ever. 🍌💗

Think creamy banana pudding, sweet pink vibes, and that unmistakable Alani energy… basically dessert in a cup with a little Saltwater Siren sparkle. 🧜‍♀️✨

And because we are nothing if not committed to this shameless PR campaign…
DAY. NINE. 😂

Alani, we’re just saying… your cans are looking REALLY good on our menu. 👀💕

Come on. Let us be your coastal little PR girlies. 🌊🧜‍♀️✨

Dolly 💗 | Pink Banana Pudding Dirty Alani 🍌 | Saltwater Siren magic ✨

08/26/2026

🎀💗 MEET DOLLY 💗🎀

In honor of the one and only Dolly Parton, we’re creating a little pink tribute to a true Southern icon. ✨

And because Dolly’s favorite dessert was banana pudding, we knew exactly where to start. 🍌💕

Introducing DOLLY — a sweet, pink spin on banana pudding with banana, strawberry, vanilla & cream, finished with a little Southern sparkle. 🎀

And because we’re The Saltwater Siren, you get to choose your adventure:

💕 Dirty Soda DOLLY — bubbly, creamy & dreamy
💕 Dirty Alani DOLLY — pink, energized & just as delicious

Of course, we’re finishing her with the most important detail… a vanilla wafer. 🍌🍪

Sweet. Southern. Pink. A little sparkly.
Just like Dolly. 💗

Come raise a cup to a woman who taught us to dream big, love hard, sparkle unapologetically, and always be kind. 🦋🎀

DOLLY — coming soon to The Saltwater Siren. 🌊💗

08/26/2026

Like so many others , we are mourning the loss of not only a legend but a remarkable human being. This one hurts. And there is a little less sparkle in the world today. All
Of that said we know Dolly is resting in the arms of Jesus and we would never begrudge her that. So starting Thursday , when we reopen we will be serving a special drink to honor the legend herself. Called simply , Dolly. Come get yours while supplies last! 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

08/24/2026

✨🧪 THE POTION PACK IS PURE MAGIC. 🧪✨

Okay, Alani… you asked for a review, so here we go. 👀💜

The Alani Potion Pack is officially a 10/10, no-notes, MUST-HAVE in our book! Every flavor brings something different, but the whole collection feels like it was made for the spooky season. 🎃✨ We’re obsessed with the fun, the flavors, the aesthetic… ALL OF IT.

And can we talk about the Hexie Glass?! 🖤🔮 Because she is STUNNING. We absolutely LOVE ours and have officially decided that every Potion Pack deserves to be served in a Hexie Glass. It just makes the whole experience feel ✨extra magical✨.

Alani, this is your sign. 👀
We are ready. We are willing. We are VERY excited to be your next PR girlies. 😂💜

Until then, we’ll just be over here drinking our Potion Pack, loving our Hexie Glass, and shamelessly tagging you every chance we get. 🧙‍♀️🧪✨

10/10. Would potion again. 💜

08/22/2026

Girl math. Your welcome 🤗

An energy drink is $2.50 a day.

That’s $17.50 a week, $75 a month, and $900 a year.

If you quit drinking them for 10 years, you’ll save $9,000.

That’s still not enough for your dream car.

So just enjoy the energy drink 😜

08/21/2026

🎃👻 COMING SOON TO THE SALTWATER SIREN! 👻🎃

Okay, these are TOO CUTE! 😍 Our Halloween Butter Squishies are officially on their way! 🧡🖤

🎃 Super soft
👻 Slow rising
🦇 Halloween themed
✨ 12-piece assortment
💰 $10 EACH

And YES… they’ve already shipped! 📦🧙‍♀️

Want to make sure you snag one before they disappear into the Halloween night? 🌙🕷️

👉 PREORDERS ARE OPEN NOW!
Comment “SQUISHY” or send us a message to reserve yours!

These are going to be a BIG hit with the little Halloween lovers! 🎃🖤

📍 Coming soon to The Saltwater Siren
🌊 Where creativity meets the tide.

08/21/2026

DAY 8 of shamelessly trying to get on that Nu PR list 😂✨

Okay, Voodoo Vanilla… we need to talk. 👀

We went into this taste test ready to give you our completely honest review — and WOW. This tastes JUST like a cream soda Dum Dum sucker… which just happens to be my absolute favorite. 🥤🍭

So yeah… you already know where this is going:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
10/10. WOULD ABSOLUTELY DRINK AGAIN.

Nu 👀 We’re on DAY 8 of trying to get your attention… and at this point, we’re just saying… put us on the PR list. 😂💗

08/21/2026

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