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Truth! (\o/)
10/06/2024

Truth! (\o/)

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Say something! Don’t just think. Going to get a headache. (\o/)
09/22/2024

Say something! Don’t just think. Going to get a headache. (\o/)

We are at “The Crossrosds” of the History of the United States of America. Embrace your family, friends and community; B...
07/29/2024

We are at “The Crossrosds” of the History of the United States of America. Embrace your family, friends and community; Brace Yourselves! (\o/)

Somewhere West of BLACKWATER & Pawticfaw Creeks (\o/)
07/29/2024

Somewhere West of BLACKWATER & Pawticfaw Creeks (\o/)

The Arms of the Angels-Celtic Woman (\o/)
07/29/2024

The Arms of the Angels-Celtic Woman (\o/)

From the DVD Postcards From Ireland.McLachlan.Sony/ATV Music Publishing (UK).Music produced and arranged by Daragh O'Toole.

Taken from “Beaver Dams and Other Things.” Fire of the Hunt-The Legacy; Published by Hunter James Publishing, circa. 200...
07/28/2024

Taken from “Beaver Dams and Other Things.” Fire of the Hunt-The Legacy; Published by Hunter James Publishing, circa. 2004. (\o/)

A “Woke Beaver Tale!”

“Hey!?!”

“Who do you think you are; The Secretary of the Interior?”

The boy fishes at “My House,” guided by the Commanding Officer of the Stennis Center Naval Base, right-thru-the woods right behind me; a Navy Captain; a’name-a ‘Purdy.’”

You sneak yo butt to my pond, without a Warrant, drag my happy-flat-tail out by-a-chain and sling me over into the back of this Government-owned truck đŸ›».

Then, you come-up-here to Mr. McElroy’s Camp bragging and showing my shocked-ass-off like you are somebody!

Now, my folks have been wintering in “Lake Fleta” ever since Grandpaw Ransom bought that lake property from Peter Chester, while “Big Mac,” (Son McElroy), was still recovering ❀‍đŸ©č on a hospital đŸ„ đŸ›łïž ship, after being a hero, with the United States Marine Corp, as a “Navy Hospitalman,” in “Big Mac’s” last firefight, in a North Korean Cemetery, on the evening of September 11, 1952.

Yep, you heard-me-correctly-Sir; “9/11!”

Are you kidding me? We’ve been here “For’EV-VUH!!!

Now, my family’s going to keep damming-up this part of The Great Spirit’s World until Hell Freezes Over!!!!

(\o/) You, and your great grandchildren, will never hear the end of this insanity!!! (\o/)

The “Last Beaver đŸŠ« Damming” will be damming up this World, 🌎 like God Almighty Created US To Do, long after “YOU SUH,” are “Dead & Buried,” and we’ve spent all your hard-earned “Social Scrutiny Retirement Money; plus some!”

“That’s What Beavers Do!”

Not any difference between a Patriot and a Fur-Covered, Blue-blooded, Water-proofed, Tail-Slappin’ đŸ‡ș🇾 Pond Citizen!!!!”

Dehhh-Yummmmm All You hardworking idiots!!!

My Bunch is gonna keep DAMM’N-UP this Frick’n World, or I swear, we’ll never spend all your Social Security and SNAP, while a heap’a’folks will be wishing we hadn’t already “shamed” folks into wearing “Faux Fur!”

-Owen’s World. (\o/)

A “Woke Beaver Tale!”“Hey!?!” “Who do you think you are; The Secretary of the Interior?” The boy fishes at “My House,” g...
12/27/2023

A “Woke Beaver Tale!”

“Hey!?!”

“Who do you think you are; The Secretary of the Interior?”

The boy fishes at “My House,” guided by the Commanding Officer of the Stennis Center Naval Base, right-thru-the woods right behind me; a Navy Captain; a’name-a ‘Purdy.’”

You sneak yo butt to my pond, without a Warrant, drag my happy-flat-tail out by-a-chain and sling me over into the back of this Government-owned truck đŸ›».

Then, you come-up-here to Mr. McElroy’s Camp bragging and showing my shocked-ass-off like you are somebody!

Now, my folks have been wintering in “Lake Fleta” ever since Grandpaw Ransom bought that lake property from Peter Chester, while “Big Mac,” (Son McElroy), was still recovering ❀‍đŸ©č on a hospital đŸ„ đŸ›łïž ship, after being a hero, with the United States Marine Corp, as a “Navy Hospitalman,” in “Big Mac’s” last firefight, in a North Korean Cemetery, on the evening of September 11, 1952.

Yep, you heard-me-correctly-Sir; “9/11!”

Are you kidding me? We’ve been here “For’EV-VUH!!!

Now, my family’s going to keep damming-up this part of The Great Spirit’s World until Hell Freezes Over!!!!

(\o/) You, and your great grandchildren, will never hear the end of this insanity!!! (\o/)

The “Last Beaver đŸŠ« Damming” will be damming up this World, 🌎 like God Almighty Created US To Do, long after “YOU SUH,” are “Dead & Buried,” and we’ve spent all your hard-earned “Social Scrutiny Retirement Money; plus some!”

“That’s What Beavers Do!”

Not any difference between a Patriot and a Fur-Covered, Blue-blooded, Water-proofed, Tail-Slappin’ đŸ‡ș🇾 Pond Citizen!!!!”

Dehhh-Yummmmm All You hardworking idiots!!!

My Bunch is gonna keep DAMM’N-UP this Frick’n World, or I swear, we’ll never spend all your Social Security and SNAP, while a heap’a’folks will be wishing we hadn’t already “shamed” folks into wearing “Faux Fur!”

-Owen’s World. (\o/)

When will “Our Recorded Human History,” become Unimportant for Our Survival?”  Some of our “Global Philanthropy” dictate...
12/26/2023

When will “Our Recorded Human History,” become Unimportant for Our Survival?”

Some of our “Global Philanthropy” dictates the “Time Has Come!”

What Say You?

Encourage your kinfolks, friends and acquaintances to express their opinions; here? (\o/)

12/26/2023

Fly Your Boat!

Who knows the value of the  Yen versus the US Dollar?
12/26/2023

Who knows the value of the Yen versus the US Dollar?

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