07/28/2024
Taken from âBeaver Dams and Other Things.â Fire of the Hunt-The Legacy; Published by Hunter James Publishing, circa. 2004. (\o/)
A âWoke Beaver Tale!â
âHey!?!â
âWho do you think you are; The Secretary of the Interior?â
The boy fishes at âMy House,â guided by the Commanding Officer of the Stennis Center Naval Base, right-thru-the woods right behind me; a Navy Captain; aâname-a âPurdy.ââ
You sneak yo butt to my pond, without a Warrant, drag my happy-flat-tail out by-a-chain and sling me over into the back of this Government-owned truck đ».
Then, you come-up-here to Mr. McElroyâs Camp bragging and showing my shocked-ass-off like you are somebody!
Now, my folks have been wintering in âLake Fletaâ ever since Grandpaw Ransom bought that lake property from Peter Chester, while âBig Mac,â (Son McElroy), was still recovering â€ïžâđ©č on a hospital đ„ đłïž ship, after being a hero, with the United States Marine Corp, as a âNavy Hospitalman,â in âBig Macâsâ last firefight, in a North Korean Cemetery, on the evening of September 11, 1952.
Yep, you heard-me-correctly-Sir; â9/11!â
Are you kidding me? Weâve been here âForâEV-VUH!!!
Now, my familyâs going to keep damming-up this part of The Great Spiritâs World until Hell Freezes Over!!!!
(\o/) You, and your great grandchildren, will never hear the end of this insanity!!! (\o/)
The âLast Beaver đŠ« Dammingâ will be damming up this World, đ like God Almighty Created US To Do, long after âYOU SUH,â are âDead & Buried,â and weâve spent all your hard-earned âSocial Scrutiny Retirement Money; plus some!â
âThatâs What Beavers Do!â
Not any difference between a Patriot and a Fur-Covered, Blue-blooded, Water-proofed, Tail-Slappinâ đșđž Pond Citizen!!!!â
Dehhh-Yummmmm All You hardworking idiots!!!
My Bunch is gonna keep DAMMâN-UP this Frickân World, or I swear, weâll never spend all your Social Security and SNAP, while a heapâaâfolks will be wishing we hadnât already âshamedâ folks into wearing âFaux Fur!â
-Owenâs World. (\o/)