Glyphy

04/29/2026

Out now on records

5 likes, 2 comments. "SPD - Mfkr (Glyphy Remix)"

04/27/2026

Stream my new album on Verzilas records out of Romania https://open.spotify.com/album/1FmG5T5PTcaWIcVVGs2KV8

gLYPHy · album · 2026 · 10 songs

04/20/2026

Out now!

10 track album

04/15/2026

🚨🔥 BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz Officially Renamed “Strait of Trump” in EPIC Naval Parade! 🎉🛳️
By The Samaritan – April 15, 2026
In a move that has the entire internet exploding 😂, the narrow waterway between Iran and Oman was officially renamed the Strait of Trump today during a massive, golden-hued naval parade! 🇺🇸✨
Supertankers draped in red, white, and blue 🇺🇸 sailed through the newly christened Strait of Trump 🚢💨, each flying oversized MAGA flags while a larger-than-life inflatable Trump head bobbed proudly in the Persian Gulf 🎈. Fighter jets screamed overhead in perfect formation spelling out “T-R-U-M-P” ✈️✈️✈️ against the clear blue sky!
Local reaction was… mixed 😅
Oman reportedly shrugged 🤷‍♂️. Iran called it “provocative” 😤. Oil traders just updated their maps and kept buying 💰💰💰.
Witnesses say the renaming ceremony included a 21-gun salute 🔫, several bottles of Trump-branded champagne smashed against tanker hulls 🥂, and one very enthusiastic captain yelling “Making chokepoints great again!” over the radio 📣.
The new name is expected to appear on all nautical charts by next week 📍. Early reports indicate shipping insurance premiums have already dropped 10% because “nobody wants to mess with the Strait of Trump” 😎.
The internet has spoken: This is peak 2026 energy! 🔥🔥🔥
What do you think — brilliant power move or total chaos? Drop your hottest take below 👇🔥

04/02/2026

Upcoming releases on:

Verzilla / Welter
Brosh
Zebra Recs

02/26/2026

02/03/2026

With Honeycomb – I love you dude! Check out my tune!

02/03/2026

01/23/2026

Out now! https://whoknows6.bandcamp.com/track/glyphy-faux-haus