The Original Detroit Homeless Free Press LLC

04/10/2024

Welcome, Tylenol Jones. A friend of the homeless is a friend of ours. Where are you sleeping these days?

02/08/2024

It was brought to our attention a homeless man with the initials MFH camped out behind our building last night and shid on one of the papers delivery vehicles. He was last spotted heading towards Moots Pizzaria carrying only a chair, a paddle ball game, and a thermos.

02/05/2024

It has come to our attention that an individual claiming to be Matthew Frederick Herman has been trying to infiltrate and sabatoge our news outlet. Do not be fooled by this imposter. Stay safe Detroit.

01/31/2024

01/18/2024

Can I get a smoke off you , bruther??

01/15/2024

Thanks to Kurger Bing it's now safe for us to shidd on the floor and cumb in peace in the restroom instead of where they take orders at the drive thru....Kurger Bing The The Original Detroit Homeless Free Press LLC salutes you fine gentlemen...

02/24/2023

This is Bud. He needs a place to crash tonight. Can you help? Send grass if you can.

09/26/2022

I just went doodoo in the street. Plz send money for cigarettes/heroin. Comrade...

08/20/2022

Drink it, you coward

03/19/2022

We just realized that our head writer has been sleeping for six months. Stay tuned for more stories