08/30/2025
The historic Detroit International Jazz Festival
With the Detroit Jazz Festival returning this weekend, city officials announced they’ll be implementing additional safety measures “out of an abundance of caution,” citing last year’s still-unexplained incident that continues to dominate hushed conversations among regulars.
While details remain scarce, witnesses recall a rogue trombone, a power surge, and “an improvisation gone way too far,” leaving many attendees rattled. Though nothing has been confirmed, the memory lingers in quiet nods exchanged by festival veterans adjusting their berets and tiny round sunglasses.
“You’ll hear people whisper about it in the crowds,” said longtime attendee Jen Italia. “Nobody can agree on exactly what happened. I just know when I close my eyes, I still see the sunglasses.”
Local businesses have reportedly stocked up on even more berets and black shades in anticipation of the crowd, though some speculate it’s less about fashion and more about shielding themselves from whatever might unfold this year.
“I love jazz, but I’m not taking chances,” said past attendee Wayne King. “If something like that happens again, I want to at least look like I was part of the band before it all went wrong.”
Officials remain confident the event will run smoothly, though sources close to the festival admit the trombone player involved in last year’s incident has yet to resurface.