The Abstract Witch

The Abstract Witch Creator of ✨️The Illuminating 28✨️
28 days to rebuild rhythm, ritual & connection with the moon 🌙
Witch Tips 🔮 & Theatre Kid Chaos 🎭
Hexy and I know it. 💖

07/27/2026

Hashtag, not all practioners and sure, I like to think our candles are a little bit better, but the "downline" of it all gets to me at times. There's just so little that you actually need to buy and yet so much energy into trying to find a way to make our inalienable right a commodity to be bought.





07/18/2026

At least... I've never been informed that they do.

If you'd care to chance it, you know where to look.


#💩AsDiscernment

07/13/2026

Have we tried hard resetting?

Putting it in rice?





07/10/2026

30 years in and my guides have the same energy as a group chat that goes quiet for weeks and then sends eleven messages at 2am.

If yours are sending mixed signals, that's what the cards are for. Link in bio.




07/03/2026

It's nothing but good times over here. SERIOUSLY. That's not sarcasm. You gotta believe me.





06/21/2026

The Craft event was yesterday, and it went so great! Thank you to everyone who came out to spend the evening, anyone who got readings, and all the incredible vendors.

Had a great time? Be sure to follow wanderinglanternproductions for more great events. Trust... you're going to want to see what's coming to our fall lineup.

It's an artist life for me. 💖

06/18/2026

What's up witches?! Come see me this weekend at the Redford Theatre, where I'll be teaming up with Wandering Lantern Productions to make the witchy weekend of your 90s teen dream!

Get out the flannel and come on down to explore our Midsummer Market, filled with awesome vendors. If you want to up the magic, you'll be able to purchase private tarot readings by myself and "Ask the Magic Man." We'll have a photo op so you can recreate the movie poster and a Vision Board center so we can all manifest together. It's the best place for fun with your favorite coven!

🎬 The Craft 30th Anniversary
🗓 Saturday, June 20th
🛍 Doors & Market 6:30pm | Movie 8pm
📍 Redford Theatre, Detroit
🎟️ $15 | 🔗📥👋🏻🅾️

We are the weirdos...





06/18/2026

I can not get over how well the music synced!

Anyway...The Abstract Witch for City Council, I guess?

Now, to find 9 locals to sign my petition.



06/16/2026

The spell that doesn't get cast because it's "not right yet", the ritual that gets pushed back because there's no one to lead it, the intention you never write down because you don't believe it can happen... that's the real waste of magic.

Remember: Finished, not perfect.

Witchcraft is human, and humanity is messy. You're never going to feel 100% ready when you try something new. That's true in life, and it's true in your practice. Don't let perfection hold you back from completion.





Your guides have spoken, so I guess you'll just have to come see the Craft this weekend. 🤷🏼‍♀️I'll be reading tarot at T...
06/16/2026

Your guides have spoken, so I guess you'll just have to come see the Craft this weekend. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'll be reading tarot at The Craft 30th Anniversary screening on June 20th. Readings are intuitive and straightforward (Yes, I'll tell you what the cards actually say, whether you like it or not. 😅) and happen backstage in a private dressing room.

$20 for a 10-minute, three-card spread. Book ahead or sign up day of. Spots are first-come, first-serve. (Make sure you check out the last slide if pre-booking. There's a little surprise that might help.)

Bonus: Book a reading at this event and get 33% off a future session! 💖

This is just one part of the night! There's also a Midsummer Witches Market, a lightning photo booth, so you can recreate the movie poster with your whole coven, DIY vision boards to manifest something this Midsummer, and so much more!

🎬 The Craft 30th Anniversary | June 20th
🛍 Doors & Market 6:30pm | Movie 8pm
📍 Redford Theatre, Detroit
🎟️ $15 Tickets | $20 Tarot Add-on
🔗📥👋🏻🅾️

We are the weirdos, mister.

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