The Bradbury Sentinel

04/27/2016

Guerrilla marketing.

04/27/2016

I love Louie, but man. Bill Burr has been on fire.

I’ve always said Louis C.K. is the George Carlin of my generation. He’s the comic’s comic— a trailblazer— the man most consider to be the best comedian working today. However, I’m just not sure if that’s still the case. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not knocking Louie. He’s the comic I’ve always tried to…

04/20/2016

According to Basketball-Reference.com, only one Chicago Bulls player didn't see a regression in their PER, Win Shares/48 and VORP this season.

Can you guess which player that was?

According to advanced stats like PER and VORP, every single player on the Chicago Bulls had a worse season than last year, except for 1. Can you guess who?

04/19/2016

Have you been forced to sit through a three-hour-long night class lecture? Yeah, it was kind of like that.

My firsthand account of a Hillary Clinton rally held earlier this year in Dubuque, Iowa. The enthusiasm gap is real. Here's why it might even be by design.

04/16/2016

Donald J. Trump reviews 6 different types of houseplant. You know how he feels about walls, so I'm sure you can imagine how he feels about ivy.

TrumpReviews is back! Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump reviews 6 different types of houseplants. Tap to see which one got the highest rating!

04/12/2016

Exciting news! Donald J. Trump has teamed up with the Bradbury Sentinel for his newest business venture: TrumpReviews! Tap now to read his thoughts on milk.

Milk--- what a joke. Who likes milk? Really, can you tell me that? Talk about a tasteless drink, a disgusting drink. It's barely qualified to be a beverage.

04/11/2016

Before you close the garage door and start the engine, please consider these 8 alternatives to su***de should Donald Trump get elected:

Don't give in to those suicidal thoughts. If Donald Trump gets elected, here are 8 alternatives to self-deliverance.

04/09/2016

Telling people they're beautiful no matter what is a nice gesture, but this movement merely glosses over the root of the problem.

I tend to side with Liberals on the majority of issues, but there are certainly times when they get things wrong. This is one of those times. The “Body Positive Movement“— if you’re unfamiliar— is a social movement essentially geared toward encouraging women (and men) to accept and be proud of their…

04/09/2016

Why. Just why.

“End of the Rainbow” is a Bradbury Sentinel feature that explores the weirdest parts of the internet— the parts you can only get to after hours of mindless link clicking and boredom. Together, we’ll analyze all the bizarre, confusing, or downright disturbing YouTube videos, websites and pictures we…

04/07/2016

to the first ever article on the Bradbury Sentinel.

A man's life, quantified. How many bo**rs does a man get in a lifetime? This many.

04/07/2016

Miles to go before I sleep.

I have a pretty good idea whose woods these are, believe me. And let me tell you something, my people say he’s a complete nobody. This guy lives in the village. So what if he sees me stopping her…