11/19/2025
🔥🥋 KARATE KID: PART II (2026) TRAILER JUST DROPPED AND BEIJING IS LITERALLY ON FIRE RIGHT NOW!! 🐉💥
JACKIE CHAN AND JADEN SMITH ARE BACK AND THEY BROUGHT A WHOLE ORPHAN PRODIGY TO SN**CH EVERYBODY’S EDGES!! 😭👊 Mr. Han still drunk-kicking like a legend at 70, Dre all grown up and MEAN with the hands, and this new kid doing crane kicks on flaming rooftops like it’s nothing!!
NUNCHUCKS vs LITERAL FIRE POWERS?? Triad villains breathing dragon flames, scrolls with forbidden moves, slow-mo concrete exploding under flying knees… this ain’t your daddy’s “wax on wax off” anymore, this is KUNG FU APOCALYPSE!! 🐉🏯
Jackie sliding under fireballs, Jaden catching arrows mid-air, the kid screaming “NO MERCY” while triple-spinning-kicking three dudes off a skyscraper… I lost my voice 30 seconds in!! The mentor trio energy is undefeated and the final shot of all three doing the crane pose on a burning pagoda?? CINEMATIC OR**SM!!
2010 was cute… 2026 is coming to break bones and set the box office on fire!! Who else just signed up for kung fu classes after this?? Drop a 🥋 if you’re ready to catch these hands in 2026!!