Black Hole Registry

09/20/2025

🔥 TikTok Made Me Name a Black Hole. No Regrets.

It started with a scroll. It ended with me owning a piece of the universe. This is your sign to do something wildly unnecessary and absolutely iconic.

09/16/2025

Because Your Morning Scroll Deserves Existential Drama 🔥
Forget latte art and beige blankets. Real cozy vibes come from knowing you’ve named a black hole before breakfast.

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09/14/2025

Perfect for your astronomy-obsessed friend or that one cousin who still talks about quantum foam

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09/10/2025

For your friend who loves space... and sarcasm
It’s real. It’s registered. It’s the nerdiest gift you’ll ever give🔥🛸

09/07/2025

You've been asking us what's in the box...the unique print of your choice, the most awesome present, showing up that sibling that thinks they can find the most amazing gift ever, joy and smug, smug satisfaction 🔥

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09/07/2025

Perfect for your astronomy-obsessed friend or that one cousin who still talks about quantum foam

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08/27/2025

Tired of giving boring gifts like socks or scented candles? Give your favorite space nerd something that actually warps space-time: a registered black hole and a stunning print to prove it. It’s mysterious, scientifically absurd, and 100% guaranteed to spark existential dread (and joy). Comes with a certificate of registration, a gorgeous art print, and bragging rights that bend gravity.
Perfect for:
🎥People who correct sci-fi movies
🔭Friends who own telescopes they actually use
🌚Anyone who thinks Pluto got robbed

08/16/2025

Beauty

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08/09/2025

Where space, imagination, AI, and humor intersect.

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08/02/2025

Art like Space should be vast and beautiful.

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07/31/2025

Imagination like Space should be vast and beautiful.

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07/23/2025