Black Hole Registry

Black Hole Registry A Gift Experience That’s Out of This World
Black Hole Registry where space, imagination, and humor intersect.

Blackholeregistry.com is a novelty gift store providing unique personalized art and much more.

11/24/2025

🛸 “Jane! Stop this cosmic nonsense!” 🛸
Forget socks. Forget candles. Forget that sad fruit basket.
🎁 Gift a gravitational collapse instead!
That’s right—be the futuristic legend who says:
“Here’s your very own BLACK HOLE.” 🌌
Custom, cosmic, and completely ridiculous—because nothing screams I care like a swirling abyss of doom.
🚀 Claim your singularity today at BlackHoleRegistry.com!
Because in the future, boring gifts are so… terrestrial.

11/16/2025

GIVE SOMEONE THEIR OWN BLACK HOLE! Custom, cosmic, and completely ridiculous. Be the legend who gifts gravitational collapse. Because nothing says ‘I care’ like a singularity with style.

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11/02/2025

A personalized art piece & certificate that’s out of this world
Give someone their own black hole

Whether for yourself or a loved one, naming a black hole is a timeless tribute that lives on in the universe.

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10/29/2025

When your dog’s contemplating the void, give them one of their own. Name a black hole after your pup—because clearly, they’ve already mastered the art of staring into nothingness.

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10/05/2025

Poetic & Awe-Inspiring

Gift the cosmos. This beautifully designed print commemorates the registration of a real black hole—an object so powerful it defies light, time, and understanding. For the dreamers, the thinkers, and the ones who stare at the night sky wondering what’s out there. Includes a certificate of registration and a premium-quality print worthy of any science lover’s wall.

$59.95 — A small price for a piece of the void

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One certified black hole. No gravitational pull included

09/28/2025

Yes, You Can Name a Black Hole. No, NASA Won’t Call You.

We get it. You have questions. Like: “Is this real?” “Will it arrive before my cousin’s birthday?” “Can I name it after my ex?” We’ve got answers. (Except for the ex thing. That’s on you.)

FAQ: Can I name a black hole after my cat? Yes. Yes you can • Shipping info: Faster than light? No. But still pretty quick • Customer service: Surprisingly chill for a cosmic registry • Holiday gift panic? We’ve got you. And the universe.

$59.95 — A small price for a piece of the void

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09/20/2025

🔥 TikTok Made Me Name a Black Hole. No Regrets.

It started with a scroll. It ended with me owning a piece of the universe. This is your sign to do something wildly unnecessary and absolutely iconic.

09/16/2025

Because Your Morning Scroll Deserves Existential Drama 🔥
Forget latte art and beige blankets. Real cozy vibes come from knowing you’ve named a black hole before breakfast.

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09/14/2025

Perfect for your astronomy-obsessed friend or that one cousin who still talks about quantum foam

Tap to find your black hole

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09/10/2025

For your friend who loves space... and sarcasm
It’s real. It’s registered. It’s the nerdiest gift you’ll ever give🔥🛸

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Elk River, MN
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