12/05/2025
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Alright, listen up, chill to the sound,
The most festive news is goin' around!
The Mayor's on deck, with a jingle bell crown,
For our epic Merry Mountain Christmas downtown!
Our town's full of inspiration, that's a known fact,
Painters and creators with spirit and tact.
But y'all, don't forget the ELF who's got our back,
Snikle is here! (That's Elkins spelled back!)
So boss let's make it official, under the mistletoe tree,
As of right now, for the whole world to see...
Yo-yo-yo, we hereby declare,
Elkins is now ELFKINS—spread cheer everywhere!
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Listen up, neighbors n friends, a quick public mention,
‘Bout our page and its main intention.
Comments ain’t watched on the feed in real-time,
Need a real answer? We gonna drop you this rhyme.
Pick up the phone, or send an email flight,
To get your request processed and right.
Call (304) 636-1414, make that connection,
Or hit [email protected] for direction!
Now for URGENT stuff when the offices shut,
(A busted main or a sewage rut!)
Don't scream at your screen, just pick up the line,
Non-emergency number: (304) 636-two-thousand is the design!
But let's be super, super clear, my friend,
If life or limb is near the end…
For a TRUE EMERGENCY, don't even wait—
YOU DIAL 911. STRAIGHT.
Alright? Peace out. ✌️📞
Again, Merry Christmas! 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄