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The Secret News THE SECRET NEWS reflects a better vision for Emeryville, one that addresses the needs and desires of the people who live and work here. Sshh. Things don’t last.

Citizens are demanding better schools, quality housing and jobs, more parks, and neighborhoods safe from excessive traffic, pollution, and noise. The principle goals of the THE SECRET NEWS are to build community, provide a voice to Emeryville residents often ignored by the people in power, and to hold that power to account. THE SECRET NEWS wants to provide Emeryville residents with a way to partic

ipate in shaping the future of their city. THE NAME
We stole it from George Carlin:

The Secret News
by George Carlin

Good Evening ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the secret news. Here’s the secret news:

All people are afraid. No one knows what they’re doing. Everything is getting worse. Some people deserve to die. Your money is worthless. No one is properly dressed. At least one of your children will disappoint you. The system is rigged. Your house will never be completely clean. All teachers are incompetent. There are people who really dislike you. Nothing is as good as it seems. No one is paying attention. The country is dying. God doesn’t care. Sshhhhhh…..

05/13/2013

I’ve been studying the city of Emeryville’s Comprehensive Annual Report covering the year ending June 30, 2012. Not an easy read at 206 pages, but it...

05/11/2013

Last night after 10 PM, while I was fading out via Netflix, unusual sounds from outdoors raised my awareness beyond the flicker...

05/11/2013

Reprinted from Council Member Jennifer West's blog: Yesterday (Thursday, May 9), the City of Emeryville had a real victory! We won our litigation again...

05/10/2013

This was recently posted on Nextdoor Emeryville, a local social networking site. The incident occurred about a week ago. K and I were riding our bik...

05/03/2013

New Family Resource and Wellness Center! Several years ago, John Sugiyama, interim superintendent of Emery Unified School District, put together a small ...

04/29/2013

I was thinking the other day about my first time in Emeryville, not driving past the city but putting feet on the ground in it. The attraction was an Oak...

04/28/2013

Residents United for a Livable Emeryville (RULE) wishes to thank and acknowledge our local businesses and professionals who so generously donated their g...

04/28/2013

Let's go to the movies! Girl Rising: Stories of 9 young girls from developing countries overcoming great obstacles to obtain an education and change...

02/01/2013

The survey on the new City Manager is posted! Take 10 minutes to fill it out and help the City Council select the best candidate. The city's future de...

The survey on the new City Manager is posted! Take 10 minutes to fill it out and help the City Council select the best c...
01/30/2013

The survey on the new City Manager is posted! Take 10 minutes to fill it out and help the City Council select the best candidate. The city's future depends on it!

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