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10/29/2025

07/29/2025

07/25/2025

07/25/2025

south park went crazy lol

South Park is back on demon time... In their newest episode—after landing a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount—the show portrays Trump in bed with Satan, while mocking his silence on the Epstein list: “Are we still talking about that?” he says. 👀

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07/21/2025

the Coldplay concert got so many others too!

07/20/2025

07/19/2025

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07/19/2025

CEO CAUGHT AT COLDPLAY CONCERT. RESIGNS IN DISGRACE.

In a shocking scandal that's rocked the finance world and left thousands wondering if their 401ks are being managed by 12-year-old girls named Madison, the CEO of a major investment firm was caught attending a Coldplay concert. Yes. Coldplay. The musical equivalent of missionary position with your mom’s approval.

Photos surfaced Monday night of the executive, dressed like a divorced dad trying to win back custody, swaying to Fix You like it was the soundtrack to his second midlife crisis. Witnesses say he was even spotted singing along. Loudly. With emotion. One insider said, "It looked like he was trying to cry but his Botox was fighting back."

This is a man who laid off 800 employees via Zoom because “the market demands efficiency” — and now he’s out here losing his s**t over Yellow like it's the goddamn Sermon on the Mount. The same guy who told interns they were lucky to get unpaid experience, now openly weeping while Chris Martin bangs out chords designed to lull toddlers into sleep.

His board issued a statement shortly after, reading: “We’re deeply disappointed. We thought he was into classic rock or at least something with bass. We don’t condone this kind of soft-ass behavior. He’s been asked to step down and seek treatment.”

Sources say this wasn’t his first offense. Just last quarter he was spotted humming Maroon 5 in the company gym. The signs were there. We ignored them. We enabled him.

One employee summed it up perfectly:
“We thought he was heartless. Turns out he just has Coldplay where his soul should be.”

06/30/2025

Eating p***y is like learning a new language. 🧠👅

If you go too fast, no one understands you.
If you go too slow, they think you’re not trying.
But if you listen carefully and repeat the same thing three times in a row...

Congratulations. You're fluent. 🇫🇷💦