01/09/2026
Everyone wants a “metabolism reset” in January… and every year the internet delivers the same garbage: detox teas, juice cleanses, drinkable peptides, and workouts that punish your soul.
Here’s the truth:
Your metabolism isn’t a light switch. It’s a network.
Hormones. Sleep. Stress. Muscle. Protein. Thyroid. Insulin.
If one of those is tanking, the others follow.
You don’t need a reset ... you need a strategy.
2026 is about doing metabolism right, not punishing your body because you had a Christmas cookie.