06/07/2023
This is my most recent card design! Perhaps my St. Louis Cardinals should consider this approach as they struggle to score runs. As a side note, in a Khoury League game during my Farmington, MO youth, I got hit in the butt with a fastball thrown by future major-leaguer Tim Lollar. It left a nifty round bruise, complete with seam marks. If I had known that Tim was going to make the big leagues, I might have asked him to autograph the wound. Please enjoy this card, and if you like it you can find similar goofiness at my website, rodjokes.com. Thanks!
Sometimes you have to take one for the team to score a run. One day that might mean using your head, and another day that might mean using something else. In this case, the player would have been smart to keep his wallet in his back pocket! Please enjoy this funny pun baseball greeting card!