Kim's shuckin Pearls

Kim's shuckin Pearls Wife, Mother, Grandmother, Pet Lover

Hey  who wants parakeet's they come with the cage.  FREE
08/24/2024

Hey who wants parakeet's they come with the cage.
FREE

09/04/2023

Have a wonderful blessed day.

Good morning y'all
08/28/2023

Good morning y'all

08/23/2023

I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD beyond belief!! 😑😑😑
I just went to Walmart to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the self-checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill (yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a cart). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.😑 I was like oh hell NAH!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real life right now, right?!
So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money."
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me... SOOOOO, of course, I left everything and followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running at this point to get away from me, which was the first sign of real intelligence πŸ’‘ this lady had shown. πŸ˜‚ When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her trunk open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her β€œfinders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I went into track star mode and ran full speed, and grabbed her grocery bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"
I hopped in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was HOT, but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time.
Anyway, I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 packs of ribeye steaks
3 pounds of wild caught salmon
2 pounds of potatoes
Everything to make a bomb salad
And...
A bottle of Wine
I can't help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.
If you made it...please copy and paste and sit back and enjoy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Hopefully, I just put a smile on your face!
Thought I would give you a Laugh
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Have a great day! If you know me you know I very seldom visit Walmart🀣 copied and pasted for today’s πŸ˜‚
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Happy Anniversary to the love of my life, my soul mate, best friend, best father an grandfather. I love you babe.  Here'...
08/17/2023

Happy Anniversary to the love of my life, my soul mate, best friend, best father an grandfather. I love you babe. Here's to many more years.

Good morning everyone!
08/01/2023

Good morning everyone!

Happy Wednesday y'all!!
07/19/2023

Happy Wednesday y'all!!

07/17/2023

Good morning everyone
07/17/2023

Good morning everyone

Iam so ready to start shuckin oysters! Who's ready to have some fun?
07/12/2023

Iam so ready to start shuckin oysters!
Who's ready to have some fun?

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