Bobby Sauce

Bobby Sauce Perpetually Lit. Comedian, Internet Personality and Commentator.

Bobby Sausalito® is a Comedian, commentator and Internet personality most notably recognized on Instagram as . He is a self-proclaimed "loud mouthed New England guido" living in South Florida and making comedy videos about politics, the economy, current events, real estate, roasting, travel and dubious observations.

09/06/2026

Maybe Don't Rug Pull Your Own People?

You can acknowledge two things at once, go figure.

We should all appreciate the forfeiture of the salary and consider it honorable, but we can also offer criticism of handing your family favorable laws, loans and the ability to sell access.

This is not a controversial take if you have any semblance of principles or honesty.

If you criticized Hunter but completely ignore this, you are a cheerleader and it's just that simple.

Inevitably, plenty of k**b slobbers will somersault out of a bag of Cheetos to say this take is TDS.

The riding of any and all available meats is laughable.

09/04/2026

Maybe Focus on the People?

This post from Eric Trump talks about how stupid everyone will be for opposing the ballroom that wasn't built with your money (until it was.)

I'm not even against the ballroom as a matter of principle, but telling all of us how much heart and soul Donnie put into picking marble and chandeliers for this ballroom that 99.9999% of citizens will never get to experience, doesn't really hit.

Prioritizing your time when so many things seem to be falling apart is the nature of my criticism here. I just don't understand how saying everyone will feel stupid in the future because of how nice the marble is in the ballroom they'll never see, really appeals to the average citizen who feels lied to and clapped.

I just don't get it. Eric is getting rich, the family is getting rich, the Golden Age is strong for them; but the average person isn't really feeling it.

Only to tell them how dumb they'll feel later? Maybe just say nothing idk?

09/04/2026

One of the things we learned from Republican Rep. Thomas Massie’s primary election loss in Kentucky’s 4th District was that older Americans are consuming a fundamentally different stream of information than the rest of us. Legacy media outlets like Fox News are essentially bought and paid for and will push any kind of propaganda that their overlords demand of them, presenting viewers with a fundamentally distorted vision of reality. Fortunately, the old media will probably not be around for much longer. Matt Kibbe sits down with comedian and commentator Bobby Sauce to discuss why new media, podcasts, Substack, and independent creators are taking the mantle from the old networks by offering audiences something they’re not used to seeing: authenticity and integrity.

09/04/2026

Social Media Counters Propaganda

Dicussing how social media is the answer to fighting back against paid narratives. Great conversation with Matt B. Kibbe Free the People

Here we're talking about how the Internet town square has provided a path for the people to know what's going on without the filter of information gatekeepers.

The discourse for this type of discussion didn't exist in previous generations, which is exactly why they want to minimize, censor and destroy it as much as possible. Or at the very least, infiltrate and control it.

Full interview on YouTube: https://youtu.be/0vpKJCOEmcs?is=_BdOqP4xNbxpfT1F

09/03/2026

Arcade Slop Humiliation

Are you getting your browneye plunged in the Golden Age? Have no fear, panicans! Now you can play a bunch of absolute slop half-baked arcade games from your fearless leadership!

Play your slop or you are just backwards and poor! Don't be a doomer! Tap your keyboard and enjoy your slop games!

I know we're 40T in debt and you're getting crushed by everything around you, but, GAMES! Free slop games for the cattle.

Pathetic.

09/02/2026

Benny the Judge, Jury and Johnsoncutioner

Innocent until proven guilty is a thing of the past as the foremost legal mind and truth-teller Benny Johnson is back to shame you for caring about the most significant political assassination of our lifetime.

Talking about the case, not being certain of guilt, discussing the evidence and pointing out lies just makes you part of a grifting industrial complex, naturally delivered by one of the single largest profiteers of admin slop.

He can't just share his perspective, he needs to call you a fraud and then, before the sentence even ends, shamelessly lie to you about the status of the case thus far.

09/02/2026

You can tell everything about a political person by understanding where their bread is buttered. Just watch who they'll bend over backwards to impress.

In 2024, the GOP needed the right-wing America First voters for power. They told us everything we wanted to hear.

Once they secured our vote, they moved their entire focus to who could give them money. Impressing us was no longer necessary. The greatest-ally coalition became their only focus.

They control the midterms, the Congressional seats, the Senate seats, everything else. They likely even annoint the next Republican candidates.

Same goes for the commentator class. They will sell out their own audience to impress the group who pays their bills.

They instinctively treat everyone like cattle except the people who feed them money or power.

They despise people who don't think or act this way.

They see people who don't sell their soul and they seek to destroy them, because they are a reflection of what is possible when you aren't for sale.

It's so obvious.

09/01/2026

Protecting You is "Poison"

The open admission that Congressman Thomas Massie needed to be removed for protecting his own nation and constituents is so blatant that it simply can't be denied.

Massie tries to protect your speech, your wallet and your nation's financial future. Not against one nation, not against one people. In preservation of the nation and people he represents.

Last time I checked, that's what they were all supposed to do.

Yet they will applaud when it is stated clearly how his lack of allegiance to another nation was the reason he was removed.

08/30/2026

What if the elite only wants interest rates to drop to borrow/finance data centers on the cheap and not to make "housing more affordable?"

Lower interest rates won't make housing prices go down, it would actually make them go up.

Higher interest rates are preventing most people from buying, but homeowners are holding out for inflated prices they think their homes are worth. Waiting for the fed/government to pull a lever and unlock that value. They feel their big payday is only days or months away.

People are convinced that a lower monthly payment might be better, even on a more expensive home.

Lower interest rates also discourage people from saving money. What if it was all just a big trick to pretend you're fighting for the little guy, when really it's just to enrich those at the top?

What if

08/27/2026

I saw a tweet that we should just rename Earth "America."

I'm thinking we should just rename the Milky Way Galaxy to "The American Way"

Also, who named the Moon? I'm thinking "America Jr."

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