Bobby Sauce

01/05/2026

From The Tampins to the Walz

Till the sadness drip down mah balls. Tim Walz drops out of the Guvnah race in Minnesooter, no! Think of all the lost masculinity. I bought the camo hat. CAMO HAT!

Devastating blow to strong men everywhere. How will we recover? Young men with heavy flow will have to bring their own tampins to school! Oh the humanity!

We may never recover from this. Save us Amy Klobuchar, save us!

01/05/2026

Tampon Tim dropped out of the Minnesota Governor's race 🤣

Where will they find another guy so intimidating to our masculinity! After all, he can fix a truck, almost use his own rifle to pheasant hunt and he wears camo hats. Camo hats, guys!

And imagine, all the young boys at school will need to bring their own tampons from home on heavy flow days. We lost a real one.

01/04/2026

People think we criticize the administration because we have some type of animus towards Trump himself.

When in fact, criticism of the elements of the bureaucracy and the deep state goes far beyond the present administration.

It's bigger than that. What's most unfortunate is that if it were a Kamala administration, for example, they would be joining us in much of the same analysis.

But because there are many good things, we're supposed to ignore the bad things for 4 years?

01/04/2026

Just when we thought nobody could be worse than Newsom

01/04/2026

You can:
1. Believe Maduro was a bad man who did many bad things.

2. Be happy Venezuela and the Venezuelan people are out from under that and might be be better off.

3. Be happy we could unlock access to oil and potentially gold.

4. Be happy America is showing strength and FAFO is real.

5. Support our armed forces for executing a precision strike nearly flawlessly.

6. Believe this administration is better than Biden, Kamala or any leftist administration.

While also:
1. Believing this was not about just drugs, or even just oil.

2. Not thinking we benefit by having American boots on the ground there.

3. Not thinking we should be running another country.

4. Believing that this serves other ends and factions beyond America and the American people.

5. Thinking we have enough problems at home.

6. Believing that regime change has not worked well historically.

7. Believing this will not solve our debt problem.

8. Being concerned about blowback and whether or not new leadership would be any better.

9. Believing that this benefits oil companies, the military industrial complex and bankers.

10. Believing this may hurt us in different ways over time.

01/04/2026

New Substack: "Coexisting Viewpoints on Venezuela"

READ HERE: https://bobbysausalito.substack.com/p/coexisting-viewpoints-on-venezuela

An evolving array of viewpoints can coexist about the recent happenings in Venezuela. As they say, two things can be true at the same time.

I, like many of us, am not a geopolitical scholar. I am, however, observant and relatively familiar with patterns, history and the hazard of celebrating too soon.

It’s too early to be certain of anything, but we should celebrate and discuss reasonable concerns that deviate from uproarious applause because something seems great in the moment.

01/03/2026

Trump just announced America is going to run Venezuela until a proper transition takes place lol bro we cant even run Minneapolis omfg

01/03/2026

Are you following me on X?

Been posting lots of different things there that don't make it to other platforms.

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01/03/2026

Friend and legend Andy Frisella once said that how you feel about other people's success will teach your body and mind to associate success with that feeling.

If you resent them for it, you will resent success. If you celebrate their wins, feel happy and encouraged by them, you'll teach yourself the same.

Moral of the story was: other people winning should be celebrated, motivating and encouraging.

I think about this often when I see breakthroughs for others.

It's easy to resent someone for success in a category that you feel you have more talent. But it's better to flip the narrative in our own mind to say, if I'm truly more talented than that, I can do even better. I will do better.

It becomes a challenge instead of discouragement.

01/03/2026

Why I'll Never Buy a Car Again

A follower asked about whether I'd lease or buy my next car; this was my answer.

This isn't financial advice or correct for everyone, but this is what makes sense to me.

A lease is generally a fixed cost with a small initial outlay of capital. This allows you to deploy your cash into other assets that could potentially grow or generate yield over the duration of your lease.

I'd much rather have my money working for me within other assets than sunk into a vehicle that's losing value.

Aside from the fact that you drive a brand new car every three years and time in the shop is almost entirely minimized, the math of having your money invested makes more sense even just on a "potential" basis.

Sure, you could lose money investing - but traditionally safer trades have more benefit than just their performance over the duration of your lease, as I've highlighted in other videos.

The choice is subjective, but I'm very bullish on the benefits of leasing vs. owning.

01/03/2026

This Would Backfire on Renters

This viral X post wants landlords legally unable to increase rent unless an apartment is "upgraded."

With 800K+ views and 43K+ likes, it seems people actually think this would be a good idea.

42% of landlords only rent 1 unit, meaning this newly suggested law would affect your average, everyday person more than it would stick it to some conglomerate, as 90% of landlords own less than 10 units.

Adding additional red tape and regulation means more costs, which are almost always passed down to the line: meaning back to the renter.

Additional costs for a rented unit are far greater than upgrades. This concept totally ignores increasing costs for maintenance, HOA, utilities, taxes and additional burdens that landlords have to budget and account for, even when agreeing to a 1-year lease.

This idea would never work and would only end up punishing the renters.

01/02/2026

2026 PrEdiCtiOnS

Finally the world will wake up this year and realize that slop is good and outsourcing your discernment is the only way to sTaY sAfE!

The 1st Amendment is up for interpretation and words are in fact violence. Quiet down with your thinking you silly goose, the social media assets are doing truth! Such truth! Golden Age of truth.

Houses really should be owned by Soggyrock and we won't be safe on social media until people better and smarter than us can control what we see.

Thinking is overrated! Slop is good! Brb gotta get back to work, I'm late to drop off the young ones at the Learing center! Can't wait for them to lear about history and helth!

I'm staying 6 feet apart from anything that could open my eyes. So much learing this year!