Bobby Sauce

Bobby Sauce Perpetually Lit. Comedian, Internet Personality and Commentator.

Bobby Sausalito® is a Comedian, commentator and Internet personality most notably recognized on Instagram as . He is a self-proclaimed "loud mouthed New England guido" living in South Florida and making comedy videos about politics, the economy, current events, real estate, roasting, travel and dubious observations.

11/24/2025

Team Let Her Cook

I've noticed 3 Types of Candace Ops.

Every time I post or see posts about her ops typically fall in one of these three categories.

Since my opinion is that 2/3 of these types should be completely ignored on this subject matter; that drops her realistic opposition to a much smaller group of people.

Suddenly, the chorus of "she's crazy" isn't as loud.

If you are a Donnie good no matter what Catturd type or a greatest ally type - you will hate what she says no matter what.

The rest of people just dislike or disagree with it. But the "hatred" and the more aggressive ops seem to follow a pattern.

I'm on Team Let Her Cook.

11/23/2025

What if Candace Was Right?

Sincerely hoping for safety at this time. Many people have piled on her lately and I understand the natural pushback, considering the subject matter and timing.

But, what if she was right? Was if she was somewhat right?

Do "they" threaten people who disrupt power's ability to operate with impunity? Do we not believe these people operate this way?

Have we ever seen anything like this?

I sincerely hope for her safety and feel like the context of her "why" is compelling enough for me to at least encourage further investigation.

Only time will tell, but there seems to be a pattern here.

11/23/2025

This video from Jazzy Crockett is still unbelievable to me

11/22/2025

Get Grande Miguel Off the Mic

Barry, are you seeing this bud? Get Jumbo Miguel off the podcast circuit she's not doing your legacy any favors, guy.

If I hear one more sob story about how hard it is do nothing while other people make your hair did I might just paddleboard near the shore behind their waterfront mansion in Martha's Vineyard.

Oops! Water is shallow and you just finished swim practice but, nevermind.

Imagine being the new chef for the O'Bummer squad, imagine the fear? Kernels nails this pod though.

"Yes."

11/21/2025

Prediction Markets are Just Online Gambling

The new euphemism for online gambling is "prediction markets."

I'm a capitalist and I'm not here to debate the legality or morality of these businesses. If the same thing is legal for sports, it should be legal.

However, let's not pretend like this is a good trend, as it preys primarily on young men.

Apps like Kalshi and Polymarket are the main names in this arena and there's no way that betting on things like the weather could be beneficial to the primarily young men they are advertised to.

Just my opinion.

11/21/2025

Jazzy Crockett Triples Down

Aaaaint no way doubled down on this mess AGAIN.

Lol sista honey child whom is your publicist guuuuuurl. She jumped on a livestream tonight to accuse us of being slow for having 2 ojos and a single brain wrinkle.

Absolutely wild turn of events. Guuuuuuurl *clap* you *clap* must *clap* be *clap* playin.

11/21/2025

Non-Dumpy Granola Seattle Fashion

The female Zogbad Salami just selected to lead the city of Seattle has some intriguing campaign videos. This particular one caught my eye.

Fashion, work it, runway, hot lewks, slay, get it gurl.

Some may think of Seattle as a cloudy tent-city with hot brown in the streets, but a fashionable leader could change that perception, one solid-color blouse at a time.

Let's see what outfit she slayed in her debate. Is it a YAS KWEEN or a NAH DAWG? You tell me.

11/20/2025

Jazzy Crockett Guuuurl Please

Quite possibly the greatest fail of all time. Caught in a pure lie and 'SPLAININ her way out of it by saying how she doesn't know what she's talking about.

Priceless self-own. Auntie is you good? Honey child just admit you made a mistake, digging a deeper hole ain't it, sis.

Absolutely hilarious turn of events guuuuuuuuurl, no you did not. Yell it sassy!

11/20/2025

Large Miguel Talks Curls

Please tell me whomst cares what Miguel Obummer has to say at this point. Whomst?

Literally what would ya say... ya do here?

You can't swim because we straighten our hair for y'all?

What are we even doing? Whom is in this audience? Whomst is yelling out YASSS KWEEN SLAY for this. WHOMST?

11/19/2025

Dating Advice for Leslie Jones

Leslie Jones (the table) was on the Kelly Clarkson show lamenting about why dating is tough for her.

Aside from the aggressive growling and outspoken leftism, here are some practical perspectives that help make sense of what she's saying.

Ideally to help people who think (or yell) this way.

Clip from The Kelly Clarkson Show

11/18/2025

Fair Share Salami

Zoltron Salami is back asking for money so watch Bobby Financials educate this cured meat log about how much his salami business would be paying to the city, state and nation.

Salami and the soggy squad have no financial understanding whatsoever, so I break down exactly how much money he'd be tossing into the dumpster if he did business in the city he's about to sloppify.

Here's a hint, the business is paying nearly 10% more than a citizen, producing jobs and economic activity and making the city great.

Zogbag Salami will produce nothing but consumption, corporate animosity and squander good money on inefficient programs.

11/18/2025

Charlie's Head of Security x Shawn Ryan

I watched interview and here's some takeaways and questions.

The guy seems credible and forthcoming from what I can tell. He seems interested in finding the truth just like us and actually expressed some new details I haven't heard until now.

This was a good listen, but I took the time and here's a basic overview of some key points and details I find especially relevant.

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