The Goo Girls

The Goo Girls Customs available 💌
🫟Handmade Clay Creatures
💋Big Lips~Big Attitude
👁️Tiny Monsters. Huge Personalities
✨Made by yours truly✨

✨💸 MEET JANICE 💸✨Janice was born with expensive taste and absolutely no source of income. 💅🏽She likes her teeth GOLD, he...
09/01/2026

✨💸 MEET JANICE 💸✨

Janice was born with expensive taste and absolutely no source of income. 💅🏽

She likes her teeth GOLD, her lashes dramatic, her accessories shiny & her money where she can see it. 💰✨ Ask Janice how she afforded the grill and suddenly she can’t hear you. Mind your business.
.but don’t get it confused. Under all that cotton-candy color is a bad bitch with expensive taste and very sharp boundaries. Those spikes ain’t decoration. 🤭

She’s chaotic. She’s boujie. She’s booked. She’s busy.
(She has absolutely nothing scheduled.)

JANICE 💅🏽👁️👅💰✨
One of one. Handmade. And obviously not within your tax bracket.

Cute. Creepy. Collectible. 🖤

Somewhere between cotton candy & radioactive waste… a new Goo Girl is being born 😭🍭☣️🩷💚🩵 stay tunedddd 👁️✨
09/01/2026

Somewhere between cotton candy & radioactive waste… a new Goo Girl is being born 😭🍭☣️🩷💚🩵 stay tunedddd 👁️✨

08/29/2026

Pu$$ & Ball Z 🌮🌭
(Eric Cartman is spot on .. )
Can’t wait to paint her .. or them 👀😍🔥

Meet BRITTNI 💋👁️💚✨Meet the newest 1-of-1 Goo Girl to crawl her way out of the Goo Realm…And unfortunately, she already t...
08/28/2026

Meet BRITTNI 💋👁️💚✨

Meet the newest 1-of-1 Goo Girl to crawl her way out of the Goo Realm…

And unfortunately, she already thinks she’s better than you 💅🏽

Brittni is sassy, dramatic, FULL of attitude and painfully obsessed with herself. One eye stays on the drama while the other makes sure everybody is looking at her 👁️👁️

The lashes? Excessive.
The lips? Made for talking s**t.
The ass? Yes, she knows.
The slime dripping from her eyes? Glamour tears, obviously. Regular crying is ugly.

Compliments are expected. Criticism is jealousy. And if Brittni doesn’t like you… trust me, you’ll know 😂

💚 Original handmade 1-of-1 Goo Girl
💋 Hand sculpted & hand painted
✨ There will NEVER be another Brittni exactly like her

“Ew. Anyways, look at me.” — Brittni

Welcome to the Goo Realm, bisshhhh💚✨

08/18/2026

Another Goo Girl has officially been born into the Goo Realm 👁️🫧✨

From one lump of clay to this weird little cutie 😭🤍 Now we wait TWO whole weeks for her to dry before I can bring her to life with paint 🎨

Follow for Part 2 because the transformation is about to be INSANEEE 👀✨

Meet SlimeZilla 💚👁️ She’s 1 of 1, she’s slimy, she’s fabulous & she WILL eat your face 🥰✨
08/13/2026

Meet SlimeZilla 💚👁️ She’s 1 of 1, she’s slimy, she’s fabulous & she WILL eat your face 🥰✨

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