09/24/2026
In the spirit of 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲, we'd like to turn our attention to someone who has gone overlooked for far too long.
𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐜𝐂𝐨𝐲.
Gary has spent years wandering among us, occasionally speaking, frequently interrupting, and desperately hoping someone, anyone, will acknowledge him.
Today, we do.
𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭.
Not because he asked for it.
But because apparently it's Thursday and we're supposed to remember somebody.
So 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐆𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲.
Tomorrow, you're on your own, buddy.