The Silky Mom

08/07/2025

Evidently, peeling out of the school parking lot at morning drop-off is considered inappropriate

07/27/2025

Genuine question, not trying to start drama (but also… maybe I am):

Who’s someone the world absolutely steamrolled in the public eye—mocked for sport, dismissed, labeled “crazy,” publicly roasted—only for us to realize later they were done dirty?

Like… who do we collectively owe a massive apology to?

07/23/2025

What’s the most strategic lie you feed your kids to preserve your own sanity?
I’m not talking about the usual folklore—Santa, tooth fairy, etc. I’m talking about the ones that help you maintain basic parental stability?

I’ll start: I tell my kids their taste buds regenerate every two weeks. It’s the only way I can get them to keep trying foods they hate without turning dinner into a hostage negotiation.

07/21/2025

Who decided they should be called kegals and not puss ups?

07/08/2025

Some of y’all are constantly complaining about how hard your toddlers are.
I’m going to be quite honest by saying mine, for the most part, is pretty chill—as long as we’re all doing exactly what he wants at every given point.

06/26/2025

If your son doesn’t take a cup off the store shelf and bottom burp into it to amplify the sound for the four surrounding aisles to hear, is he even a boy?

06/24/2025

This can't be the same brain I used to memorize Eminem Til I Collapse

06/18/2025

He asked what it was. I said “a journey.” 🥒

06/12/2025

Unfortunately

06/12/2025

04/30/2025

So I’ve been thinking. I wanna try to be more assertive. Is that okay with you guys?

04/28/2025

Just lemme know