Mami Pastor

11/01/2025

Wona momo we abeg 🙆

10/31/2025

10/31/2025

Cameroonians right now 😜

10/27/2025

Wow , just wow

10/26/2025

Stay at home
We all need change but you need to stay alive to see the change
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

10/26/2025

🎬 THE TWO PASTORS AND THE BALLOT BOX – EPISODE 4: “SUNDAY UNDER SIEGE”

[Opening Shot — 5:30 a.m.]
Radio voice crackles through static:

> “Unrest reported across major towns… tension high as citizens await the Constitutional Council’s statement…”

A rooster crows. Then, suddenly — a distant bang!
Dogs bark. Smoke in the horizon. The city isn’t sleeping; it’s boiling.

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⛪ Scene 1 – Pastor Ben’s Church (Pro–Paul Biya)

Pastor Ben paces the altar nervously while ushers whisper.

Usher 1:
Papa, the deacons can’t cross town… roads are blocked.

Pastor Ben:
Ehhh, so the devil wants to interrupt my sermon on peace today? Never! 😤

He grabs the mic.

Pastor Ben:
Beloved, calm down! The Bible says “Be still and know that I am God!”
Let them riot — we’ll remain righteous!

Thunder outside. Windows shake.

Church Member:
Papa, should we close service early?

Pastor Ben (raising voice):
Close service? When there’s breaking news to command from the altar? Never!

He points at the camera streaming live:

> “Those watching from home, don’t join anything! If you see crowd, take your Bible and run!”

Congregation laughs nervously, clutching their phones.

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🕊️ Scene 2 – Pastor Tanda’s Church (Pro–Tchiroma)

His church is half empty. People whisper, checking updates online.

Pastor Tanda:
They say chaos has entered the streets… but I say the Spirit is shaking foundations!

Elder Joyce:
Papa, soldiers are moving towards town center.

Pastor Tanda:
Then maybe God is sending angels in camouflage! 😂

Church giggles, but gunfire echoes faintly. Everyone freezes.

Pastor Tanda (calms them):
Peace, peace… this too shall pass. But truth must still stand!

He turns to the live stream camera:

> “Viewers, no fear. We’re safe. Just pray for the nation— and maybe charge your phones.”

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💥 Scene 3 – The Streets

Crowds running. Shops shutting. Tear gas in the air.
A woman screams:

> “They say the Constitutional Council house don burn!”

No one knows if it’s true. Everyone shares a different version.

A young man in a Biya T-shirt argues with one in a Tchiroma cap.
Pushes. Shouts. Chaos.

Camera pans to a large billboard reading:

> “CAMEROON DECIDES 2025 – STILL COUNTING…”

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🎥 Scene 4 – Split Reactions

Pastor Ben starts a Prayer for National Calm live broadcast.
Pastor Tanda starts a Call for Truth and Mercy broadcast.
Both pastors online at the same time — their followers flood Facebook comment sections like rival football fans.

Pastor Ben:
Father, confuse every manipulator!

Pastor Tanda:
Lord, expose every pretender!

Both stop mid-prayer, reading comments:

> “Papa Ben say it’s fake news.”
“Papa Tanda say it’s judgment day.”

Both sigh.

🕯️ Scene 5 – Mami Pastor’s Voice-over

Camera fades into streets littered with leaflets and trampled flags.
A church bell rings faintly through the smoke.

> “And so, Sunday became a battlefield — not of guns, but of words.
Pastors prayed, people panicked, prophets posted, and the nation held its breath.
For once, even heaven seemed to be waiting for the final result

FADE OUT — TO BE CONTINUED…

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10/25/2025

THE TWO PASTORS AND THE BALLOT BOX– EPISODE 3
(Breaking news: Tchiroma has called for a peaceful demonstration on Sunday.)

The church office is buzzing. Pastor Ben is pacing back and forth, radio in hand.

Pastor Ben: (serious tone) Pastor Tanda, did you hear that? Tchiroma wants people to march on Sunday! Sunday o! The Lord’s Day!

Pastor Tanda: (calmly) It’s a peaceful demonstration, Pastor Ben. People just want the constitutional council to declare the right results.

Pastor Ben: Peaceful? That’s what they say until someone steps on someone’s shoe! Next thing, tear gas will join praise and worship! 😩

Tanda: (grinning) Come on, man of God. Even Jesus protested in the temple when things weren’t right. Sometimes silence is the real danger.

Ben: My brother, Jesus flipped tables inside church, not on the highway! 😅 We can’t risk our members. Sunday is for service, not slogans!

Sister Mercy: (enters nervously) Pastor, the youth group says they want to join the march after service. They say it’s their “prophetic action.”

Ben: (alarmed) Prophetic what?! Ah-ah! Mercy, tell them our own prophetic action is prayer — not placards! 😂

Tanda: Ben, don’t act like the pulpit should be blind. The people are frustrated. If they can’t talk, they’ll explode.

Ben: I agree, but I won’t let my members be arrested in the name of “divine activism.” Let them protest in their hearts, quietly, while I intercede loudly in prayer! 🙌🏽

(He claps his hands and starts praying dramatically.)
“Father, block every shoe that wants to march before Your time!” 😅

Tanda: (laughing) Pastor Ben, you’re something else. But remember — peace is not silence, it’s justice walking safely.

(They both pause. Outside, drums and chants are faintly heard as the Sunday crowd prepares for the march.)

Narrator’s voice:
And so, while the nation plans to march for justice, Pastor Ben plans to preach about peace — and both call it God’s will.

10/25/2025

😂 Hope you’re following "The Two Pastors and the Ballot Box"!
Episode 3 drops this evening — pure drama and holy laughter! 🔥🍿

10/25/2025

THE TWO PASTORS AND THE BALLOT BOX– EPISODE 2
(Results still pending… tensions rising.)

Pastor Ben entered the office looking very spiritual — fasting and praying.
Pastor Tanda looked at him suspiciously.
“Man of God, are you praying for peace or praying your candidate should win?” 😅

Ben adjusted his collar.
“I’m praying for God’s perfect will.”

Tanda laughed.
“Perfect will or your will be done on earth as it is in Etoudi?” 😂

Ben ignored him. “You young pastors don’t understand divine continuity!”
Tanda replied, “And you old pastors don’t believe in divine retirement!” 😅

Just then, Sister Mercy walked in with a radio.
“They say the results might come out this evening.”

Both pastors suddenly became quiet.
Ben said softly, “Let’s just agree — whoever wins, may God teach him to fear Him.”
Tanda nodded, “And to fear the people too!”

(They both burst out laughing.)

10/24/2025

🎭 THE TWO PASTORS AND THE BALLOT BOX🎭 Ep 1

Pastor Ben came to church this morning already celebrating.
He said, “This election? I already see Papa Biya still on that seat. Touch not my anointed!”

Pastor Tanda nearly dropped his phone.
He said, “Anointed or addicted? Cameroon needs fresh oil, not old grease!” 😂

Pastor Ben fired back with Romans 13:1 — “There’s no authority except from God.”
Pastor Tanda replied, “True, but even God changes seasons! When Moses finished, Joshua took over!” 😅

They argued, they quoted scriptures…
Then finally, they both sighed and said,
“Lord, whoever wins, please give us light, water, and good roads. We’re tired of praying the same prayer every election!” 😂🙏