Carollynn Xavier “Recovering Californian”

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Carollynn Xavier “Recovering Californian” Carollynn Xavier is a social media influencer, wife, and mother who shines a humorous light on the cultural differences between the South and California.
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Check out her weekly podcast “Outsiders Insight!”

13/08/2025

I used to think tortilla chips grew on trees. Then I moved South 🌽😂
👉 Tag a friend who still thinks pickles are a vegetable.















11/08/2025

The first time I had Waffle House, I left 20lbs heavier, smothered and covered, with possibly a misdemeanor. 😂🧇
👉 Tell me—what was your Waffle House initiation like?















08/08/2025

Southern gas stations don’t have bars on the windows… just prayer, porch lights, and a guy named Earl who watches everything. 🛻✨
👉 What’s the most Southern thing you’ve seen at a gas station? Extra points if you have a picture!!!















05/08/2025

Forget therapy—I’ve worked out more on a front porch in a rocking chair than I ever did in a counselor’s office. 🪑🌾
👉👉 Drop a 🪑 if you’ve ever had a life-changing conversation on a porch.















04/08/2025

‘Hell yeah’ isn’t swearing down here—it’s emotional support. 😂
👉 Tag a friend who says ‘hell yeah’ from ‘I do’ to ‘pass the gravy.’ 🤠.















01/08/2025

Out here, butter’s not just legal—it’s a love language. 🧈💛
👉 Drop a 🧈 if you’ve ever seen it used like it’s holy water at a potluck.















29/07/2025

Recovering Californian Rule #14 In the South, putting your shopping cart back isn’t a chore — it’s a character test. 😅🛒💪
👉 Do you return the cart or leave it like a monster.. I mean a "city slicker?”















28/07/2025

Ben Fuller had me dying laughing on this week’s episode of Who Gave Jeff Allen a Podcast? 😂🔥

We got real about the struggles with sin, the passions we wrestle with, and what it means to actually live as a Christian in a messy world.

Ben’s honesty is rare. His heart is sincere. And his voice? You already know. 🎤 Don’t miss it.

🎧 Episode out now on all platforms.

04/12/2024

🧣❄️ “When we say ‘freezing,’ we mean anything under 60°F.” 🥶Shoutout to all my fellow Californians out here trying to survive 45° and below. Stay strong. Stay layered. 🥶😂😂😂😂😂

03/12/2024

“What do y’all call this? 🛒 Shopping cart? Buggy? Something else? Let’s settle this once and for all!”

20/11/2024

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15/11/2024

“Who do you think is gonna win—Tyson or Paul? 🥊👀

Also, let’s get real for a second… when was the first time you felt old? I swear, I feel ancient these days. 😩

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