Jekyll Island News

02/15/2024

If you're still scratching your head wondering why everyone else can't stop talking about AI these days I suggest you head over to this webpage. https://openai.com/sora to check out the demo of Sora. Sora is a new text to video AI generator that was just announced today. On the site you can see a demonstration of what it does, it's not available for use yet. It is created by OpenAI, the same people behind Dall-E and ChatGPT. This isn't just another incremental improvement over already existing AI tech, this model has only been out for a few hours and is already shocking almost everyone who follows AI. Check it out!

We’re teaching AI to understand and simulate the physical world in motion, with the goal of training models that help people solve problems that require real-world interaction.

03/09/2022

In a move many consider long overdue - German metal band Rammstein, best known for hit song 'Du Hast Mich' will receive Mig-29 fighter jets from NATO.

In other news, NATO to send mig-29 fighter jets to Ukrainians through US military base in Ramstein, Germany in ernest effort to kill us all in WW3.

01/20/2022

Boris Johnson and UK done with mandatory Vaccine Passports and Masks. "From now on, the government is no longer asking people to work from home."

02/19/2021

Today in great news for science NASA's Mars Perseverance Rover has successfully touched down to begin it's two year mission on the planet. Jekyll Island News has been able to secure an exclusive transcript of a conversation held between a public interest group and NASA administration regarding the mission:

The people: So what do you think about landing near the giant face near a city of pyramids this time?

NASA: No, we will be landing in a remote crater and drilling rocks for signs of ancient microbial life.

The people: Ok then.

The designated landing site - 'The Jezero Crater,' appears to be the site of an ancient river bed where water once flowed on the barren planet, and was chosen as the most likely place to find signs of microscopic fossils.

In a surprise to the author, the last picture in the included set illustrates just how monstrously large the rover actually is.

02/13/2021

Texas attorney shows up in zoom court with a cat filter his secretary's daughter was using.

01/12/2021

06/24/2020

Some big news coming out today you may find important to know. All 7-11, CVS, and Rite Aid stores in the United States will be offering to sell Bitcoin directly for cash. This amounts to about 20,000 stores. No bank account required. Apparently the rate may be somewhere around .5% above the market price. There will also be about 5,000 atms at these various locations which will allow you to transact with your bitcoin wallet. This is very interesting at the present time in which trillions of dollars are being created from nothing - Bitcoin being a currency which can not be inflated and which one day will reach a finite limit beyond which no new coin will ever be created. Also, positive news concerning widespread adoption can cause a rally in the price of bitcoin, so you may want to use this as an opportunity in that regard.

05/28/2020

Theory: China is hiding it's numbers over the embarrassment and criticism of having started the disease, the USA is inflating its numbers because we are composed only of bizarrely maladjusted authoritarians and reactionary sheeple.

04/30/2020

The act of wearing a mask and gloves in public is a psychological mass ritual durring which you assume the visage of a criminal. This is to parallel and create a subconscious empathy with the actual acts of economic terrorism, crimes against your civil rights, and deliberate starvation being perpetrated around the globe under the guise of necessity for your own protection.

04/22/2020

You are a bunch of lunatics I'm sorry.

From an empty Times Square to an empty Las Vegas strip, this is yet another eerie image that Covid-19 has produced

04/18/2020

Trying to get Americans to stay at home and forget their constitutional rights is like trying to force two positive sides of a magnet together. The closer you get, the more it resists. Just think that the main consequence of every person having more free time at home is obviously that they will be spending more time on the internet looking up information at lightning pace. I'm seeing a lot fewer masks out there today than I did a week ago. People are starting to figure it out. Of course this is all planned for in event 20(number after zero) expect possible internet shutdown reason cited that spread of misinformation on social media is worsening public health crisis it's for your safety. Remember that this plot line only has the chance to work one time, to quote the great George W. Bush, "fool me once, shame on... uh.. shame on.. m... shame on you, well basically you can't fool me twice." You can never win.