Carni Bros

09/07/2025

🚚💨 Happy Driver Appreciation Week! 💨🚚

At Carni Bros, we know firsthand the grind of the open road — long hours, heavy loads, and keeping America moving mile after mile. 🛣️

To every truck driver out there: we see you, we respect you, and we thank you. 🙌 Without you, shelves stay empty, carnivals don’t roll, and life slows down.

This week (and every week), let’s give some love to the men and women behind the wheel. Honk if you appreciate a driver today! 🚛❤️

09/06/2025

Today is Nonviolent Medicaid Army National Day of Action for Medicaid.

Too many families, workers, and neighbors are left behind by a system that values profit over people. The fight for Medicaid is the fight for dignity, survival, and justice.

We may be about carnival life, trucking, and good vibes — but we also believe in standing up for our communities when it counts. 💯

👉 Join the action, raise your voice, and support the movement at:
https://actionnetwork.org/forms/national-day-of-action-for-medicaid

07/17/2025

🎉 Happy World Emoji Day! 🎉
Today we celebrate the little faces, symbols, and accidental eggplants that somehow say what words can’t. 😂🙈🎪

From 😂 to 😤 to 🤡 (our unofficial mascot), emojis have helped us express all the chaos that words alone can’t handle — especially around here. So drop your favorite emoji below and let the world know how you’re feelin’ today.

We’ll start: 🎤🎪🚚🔥

Let’s make this comment section look like your aunt’s first text message.

07/10/2025

Just a quick shoutout to YOU — the people who watch, listen, share, and laugh along with us (and sometimes at us… we see you 👀).

Your support keeps the wheels turning, the mics hot, and the chaos beautifully consistent. If you’ve ever chuckled, nodded, or shouted “these fools are wild,” then hit that share button and let someone else in on the madness.

Word of mouth got us this far — imagine what a repost could do. Thanks again. We mean it.

07/07/2025

🍫 Happy World Chocolate Day! 🍫
We may run on diesel, but today we’re making an exception for cocoa.

Whether it's bars, brownies, or a shake that barely survived the ride, chocolate is one thing that always delivers — even if FedEx doesn’t. So treat yourself, get a little messy, and remember: life’s too short to skip dessert.

Unless it’s been sitting in a truck cab in July… then maybe skip that one. Stay sweet, stay bold,

07/04/2025

🎆 Happy 4th of July from the Carni Bros!

Today we celebrate freedom — the freedom to speak up, the freedom to chase dreams, and the freedom to eat an unhealthy amount of grilled meats in the name of patriotism.

Whether you're lighting up fireworks or just trying not to light your eyebrows on fire, stay safe out there. And if you're hitting the road, remember: we’ve driven over 2 million miles without mixing it with fireworks, booze, or bath salts. Let’s keep that streak going.

Here's to independence, loud pops, and even louder personalities.
God Bless America.

07/03/2025

🎧 New Episode Out NOW

We’re dropping truth just in time for the 4th.
💥 From shady protest payouts to toxic crops and overpopulation propaganda — this episode’s got it all.

👀 If you’re tired of being lied to while funding the mess, this one’s for you.

🎙️ Watch now on YouTube
📲 Listen on PodBean or wherever you get your podcasts

Thanks for supporting us — and hey, have a safe and free-thinking 4th of July.

07/01/2025

It’s the end of International Joke Day, so here’s one for the road:

Why did the carnival food wagon get pulled over?
Because the chili dog couldn’t keep its buns together. 🌭🚔

Keep laughing, keep living — the world’s too weird not to have a sense of humor.

07/01/2025

07/01/2025

We’d tell you a joke about clean carnival trucks…
…but no one would believe it anyway.

Seriously though, shoutout to all the folks trying to be serious today. We love your effort. But today is for bad puns and chaotic energy.

07/01/2025

☀️ Rise and shine — it’s International Joke Day, which means our entire personality is finally getting the recognition it deserves.

Why don’t skeletons drive carnival trucks?
Because they ain’t got the guts to pass a weigh station. 💀🚚

06/30/2025

Get ready to question everything you’re told 👀

This Thursday, we’re pulling no punches in “Eat the Chemicals, Believe the Lies, and Keep Paying Taxes.”
We talk about paid protestors, corporate greed, chemical-laced food, and why your tax dollars are fueling the circus 🎪

✅ Set your reminders
✅ Subscribe if you haven’t
✅ And brace yourself for a wild ride

💥 Episode drops Thursday at Noon — right before the 4th of July. So enjoy the fireworks and the truth.

Thanks for riding with us.
— Carni Bros 🎙️