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03/23/2024

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Not everyone can be a hot dog, some are just blah white bread in the shape of a bun. In a rare incident of plain speakin...
03/14/2024

Not everyone can be a hot dog, some are just blah white bread in the shape of a bun. In a rare incident of plain speaking a prominent tech executive has put a damper on all those bright hopes and dreams a class of young hopeful college college students cherish. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang told Stanford students their high expectations for themselves may make it hard for them to be very successful....

Not everyone can be a hot dog, some are just blah white bread in the shape of a bun. In a rare incident of plain speaking a prominent tech executive has put a damper on all those bright hopes and d…

History is repeating itself and anyone with a smidge of knowledge about Europe during the years prior to and including W...
03/13/2024

History is repeating itself and anyone with a smidge of knowledge about Europe during the years prior to and including World War II won't be able to ignore the parallels in comparison to the events taking place now in Europe and in the United States. The events and how they began and played out are simply too blatantly similar to ignore....

History is repeating itself and anyone with a smidge of knowledge about Europe during the years prior to and including World War II won’t be able to ignore the parallels in comparison to the …

Once a lady from Denver who grew up in Wyoming told me: "My boyfriend and I were sitting at the café Floriàn in Venice. ...
03/13/2024

Once a lady from Denver who grew up in Wyoming told me: "My boyfriend and I were sitting at the café Floriàn in Venice. We were served two hot chocolates. The waiter looked like coming out of a movie, the jug and the cups of the finest porcelain but above all the 'smell of the lagoon blending with the notes of the little orchestra that cheered the customers of one of the most famous cafes in the world made me think: "Now I am living"....

Once a lady from Denver who grew up in Wyoming told me: “My boyfriend and I were sitting at the café Floriàn in Venice. We were served two hot chocolates. The waiter looked like coming out of…

He wore big pants and a small hat, and high heels. He was forever planning the demise of those around him, faulty brakes...
01/22/2024

He wore big pants and a small hat, and high heels. He was forever planning the demise of those around him, faulty brakes, poison, economic annihilation, falling safes, window falls, electrocution, a bullet. It isn't possible to see what's truly going on in another person's mind. Not yet. The common just all sort of assume the best. How else the commercial success of horror movies?...

He wore big pants and a small hat, and high heels. He was forever planning the demise of those around him, faulty brakes, poison, economic annihilation, falling safes, window falls, electrocution, …

The EPA is researching the environmental effects of the world's pet population. A legislator who tracked a bit of ooze ...
01/15/2024

The EPA is researching the environmental effects of the world's pet population. A legislator who tracked a bit of ooze onto their cream colored carpet at a posh Washington DC condo has spurred an inquiry into America's, and the worlds pet overpopulation problem. Michael S. Regan, head of the EPA launched the agency's study of the impact of our fascination with domesticating and keeping animals as companions after literally stepping into the problem on his way home from work at the Federal agency....

The EPA is researching the environmental effects of the world’s pet population. A legislator who tracked a bit of ooze onto their cream colored carpet at a posh Washington DC condo has spurr…

He was one that figured some heads needed knocking, so he started right in. As things often go, his became one of the he...
01/15/2024

He was one that figured some heads needed knocking, so he started right in. As things often go, his became one of the heads. Thereafter he retired to the country, raised some vegetable crops, and couldn't kill a chicken. His collection of oddments was not immense but eclectic. The wind sun and earth's soul spoke to him now and then. His joy was to listen. The stars churned from a thought to eternal dust. What is worth.

He was one that figured some heads needed knocking, so he started right in. As things often go, his became one of the heads. Thereafter he retired to the country, raised some vegetable crops, and c…

MLA’s benevolence ignites hope and aspirations in community Proddatur, Andhra Pradesh (BIN – IC): MLA Rachamallu Sivapra...
11/24/2023

MLA’s benevolence ignites hope and aspirations in community Proddatur, Andhra Pradesh (BIN – IC): MLA Rachamallu Sivaprasada Reddy has shown his commitment to education and social upliftment by supporting a deserving student from Proddutur, Patnam Vatsalyashree. Vatsalyashree, from an economically disadvantaged background, had dreamt of studying MBBS but faced financial constraints. MLA Rachamallu recognized her potential and stepped in to make her dreams a reality....

MLA’s benevolence ignites hope and aspirations in community Proddatur, Andhra Pradesh (BIN – IC): MLA Rachamallu Sivaprasada Reddy has shown his commitment to education and social up…

A Bum In A Junkyard Hustle and bustle there's work goin on the steel forklift rumbles the shear clangors and gongs the m...
09/17/2023

A Bum In A Junkyard Hustle and bustle there's work goin on the steel forklift rumbles the shear clangors and gongs the men stoop and scrape I hear the hiss of a torch from where I sit and gaze deadbeat on a porch The birds fly maneuvers another one sings a green mayfly hovers on translucent wings a robins' dark eye…...

A Bum In A Junkyard           Hustle and bustle           there’s work goin on   …

The cute little chick found in the nest was sat upon you know the rest. Soon it was a big old bird,that crossed the road...
09/06/2023

The cute little chick found in the nest was sat upon you know the rest. Soon it was a big old bird,that crossed the road, or so we've heard.It pecked and clucked and flapped abouttill all the neighbors began to shout. It chased the dog, ignored the cat and left a splot on Dad's new hat.In short it was an awful bother…...

The cute little chick found in the nest was sat upon you know the rest. Soon it was a big old bird,that crossed the road, or so we’ve heard.It pecked and clucked and flapped abouttill all the…

Why birds face into the wind. Imagine yourself a bird. Birds fly. Sometimes. Or swim. Or strut. Or run, like fast and fu...
09/06/2023

Why birds face into the wind. Imagine yourself a bird. Birds fly. Sometimes. Or swim. Or strut. Or run, like fast and funky, watch a chicken stretch its neck out and make for the hills. Or a roadrunner,all linear and stretched out, beak into the future, legs racing aft. They always face into the wind. The wind can be nothing to mess with....

Why birds face into the wind. Imagine yourself a bird. Birds fly. Sometimes. Or swim. Or strut. Or run, like fast and funky, watch a chicken stretch its neck out and make for the hills. Or a roadru…

Apparently finances have become so constrained in the former president's household that his family has had to take some ...
09/02/2023

Apparently finances have become so constrained in the former president's household that his family has had to take some initiative and generate their own income. The burden of legal expenses, jet travel, greens fees, mouthwash, (always significant), and his running tab at McDonalds, (always paid promptly), has led to members of the once government head's family having to scramble to make ends meet....

Apparently finances have become so constrained in the former president’s household that his family has had to take some initiative and generate their own income. The burden of legal expenses,…

No meat on these bones. Let's take everything we know about mosquitoes. Only the females bite. They aren't feeding, they...
09/02/2023

No meat on these bones. Let's take everything we know about mosquitoes. Only the females bite. They aren't feeding, they need the blood to create the next generation. As they bite they first inject a protein that acts as an anesthetic. Before flying away they lighten by regurgitating through the feeding tube waste products, it is this that causes the swelling and itch of a bite....

No meat on these bones. Let’s take everything we know about mosquitoes. Only the females bite. They aren’t feeding, they need the blood to create the next generation. As they bite they …

Wear whatever hat you like so long as it please your head. Dress in whichever clothes you wish but don't wear your Carha...
08/27/2023

Wear whatever hat you like so long as it please your head. Dress in whichever clothes you wish but don't wear your Carhartts to bed.Drive your vehicle painted pink just stay on your side of the road. Complain about other drivers there's no need of any goad.None of us are always right fewer few who claim so. Walk the world as you see fit and let me dance the gogo. Many thanks to Chexmix.

Wear whatever hat you like so long as it please your head. Dress in whichever clothes you wish but don’t wear your Carhartts to bed.Drive your vehicle painted pink just stay on your side of t…

Global Catastrophe Looms as Seaweed Invasion Threatens to Blanket the Earth. World-renowned experts warn of an impending...
08/18/2023

Global Catastrophe Looms as Seaweed Invasion Threatens to Blanket the Earth. World-renowned experts warn of an impending crisis caused by uncontrolled seaweed growth fueled by global warming. In a horrifying revelation that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, esteemed researchers, (and some less esteemed dishabile ones), have joined forces to warn the world about an unprecedented immanent ecological disaster. According to their alarming findings, the seaweed problem in the Sargasso Sea is rapidly escalating due to the effects of global warming....

Global Catastrophe Looms as Seaweed Invasion Threatens to Blanket the Earth. World-renowned experts warn of an impending crisis caused by uncontrolled seaweed growth fueled by global warming. In a …

Just a quick test to make sure postings work correctly before I put real info in here. Yes it does work, and I'm a dog. ...
08/17/2023

Just a quick test to make sure postings work correctly before I put real info in here. Yes it does work, and I'm a dog. I love dog food. It's delicious. Mmmm, dog food. Kibbles and canned. More posts about dog food. Test posts about dog treats. No cats. Cats ok, but no cat posts. More dog food. Please. Please. Woof.

Just a quick test to make sure postings work correctly before I put real info in here. Yes it does work, and I’m a dog. I love dog food. It’s delicious. Mmmm, dog food. Kibbles and cann…

Before 10yrs old - Kiss an older relative, yea, one of those whiskery aunts or uncles. Age 20 - Kiss someone you have bu...
06/29/2023

Before 10yrs old - Kiss an older relative, yea, one of those whiskery aunts or uncles. Age 20 - Kiss someone you have butterflies about, it'll be worth it. 30 - Kiss a complete stranger, stagger someone. 40 - Kiss the person you love the most, you don't do it often enough. 50 - Kiss a dog, a llama, a tree or something of this earth, you're missing out....

Before 10yrs old – Kiss an older relative, yea, one of those whiskery aunts or uncles. Age 20 – Kiss someone you have butterflies about, it’ll be worth it. 30 – Kiss a compl…

Oregon rancher examines soil. In a bizarre and alarming twist of nature, giant six-foot-long earthworms have been spotte...
04/18/2023

Oregon rancher examines soil. In a bizarre and alarming twist of nature, giant six-foot-long earthworms have been spotted migrating eastward into Idaho from their traditional home in the Palouse region of Washington. The appearance of these massive invertebrates has sparked panic in the cattle industry, as ranchers report unprecedented levels of damage to their grazing lands and hay fields. According to local wildlife experts, the giant earthworms, also known as Palouse worms, are indigenous to the unique rolling hills and fertile soils of the Palouse region, where they play an important role in the ecosystem by aerating the soil and breaking down organic matter....

Oregon rancher examines soil. In a bizarre and alarming twist of nature, giant six-foot-long earthworms have been spotted migrating eastward into Idaho from their traditional home in the Palouse re…

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