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07/09/2025

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Brokeback Mountain Who? This Is the Most Beautiful Gay Western of All Time, Period

05/28/2025

The most disturbing mail we've EVER gotten at the podcast. What's the worst fight you've ever had with a roommate and was it anything like this?? We hope not! Tarantulas R people 2!!!!!

05/28/2025

Threat Level Mountain Dew CODE RED: There's a possum out there without a name and she needs your help!!! This woman has a pouch full of babies and no identity. Is she more like emancipated Swedish child with super-strength (NATTY) Pippi Longstocking? Or heavily mustachioed former 20/20 correspondent turned MAGA creep John Stossel? Only you can say!

05/26/2025

Attencione Hollyweird Foreign Press Assassacione! Give these hardworking businesswomen their GLOOOOOOOBES for once! Abbondanza!

03/14/2025

Um, excuse us? We are walking here. Meagan and Lindy make a brave break from their cozy hotel room into the NYC winter night to watch Drag Race at a local bar/mystery tent and meet THE camping out in there!

And we add a sexy twist to our age-old Segment P.U.B.E.S. This week we’re calling it Segment P.U.B.E.S.: Crazy Lady Living in a Bag. Two guesses as to who the crazy ladies are. Won’t you join us in our bag? Tbh we get a little real here because it’s BAD out there, and the badness is all by design. And ultimately we’re gonna have to make room for more crazy ladies in our bag. So get ready! If we’re gonna turn the tides of fascism, it’ll be with the help of some misguided voters AND at least one annoying guy with a rinky-dink sign.

Slide 1: Silver Alert!
Slide 2: ALWAYS meet your heroes!!!
Slide 3: ’s beefing her moment with Thorgy’s dirty sock.
Slide 4: won some socks of her own.
Slide 5: KONY 2012 came up for some reason?
Slide 6: Do NOT ask Lindy’s dad about KONY 2012 when he’s trying to play “More Than a Feeling” at Meagan’s wedding.
Slide 7: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE HATE YOU GUYS
Slide 8: Meagan, Jenny, and Alexis being corny-curious at the Women’s March.
Slide 9: At Text Me Back Podcast we support all hats and all signs!
Slide 10: Healthy masculinity doesn’t abandon its values because the hats aren’t cool enough!!!!!!!!

03/09/2025

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the mother we never had, the sister everybody would want, the best friend everybody deserves, we don’t know a better person/troll, !! and what would we do without her??? comment your favorite Lindy brainestrone below!! 🎉🎂🎈🎁

03/06/2025

Unearthed from our On Air Fest goodie bags, your hosts discover little teensy influencer microphones! And if you know how jazzed one host in particular gets about the media board, you can guess what this means–absolute unhinged chaos aka a cross country FIELD TRIP! 🚂

But before Lindy shares her unfiltered reporting from her truly epic train ride from DC to Seattle, we recap their On Air Fest experiences, walking away with one important question: What in the sweet hell happened to the crafty crackers? These VIP BBWs are supposed to eat piles of deli meat with nary a carb? REGGIE WATTS TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NETWORKING NOSH!! ✨ listen neeeooowww

Slide 1: two women who did not understand what train shrimp could do to the body
Slides 2-4: Lindy on a train!
Slide 5: Lindy on a train ☹️
Slide 6: Lindy’s splendid Wordle victory! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

02/27/2025

Today, Lindy and Meagan are recording this episode in their most natural state: lying down. That’s right–these two sleepy gals are broadcasting from a very fancy and genuinely extremely comfortable at in Brooklyn, NYC aka DA BIG APPLE. And they’re not alone! They’re in bed with the biggest grifter in the biz, a legendary podcast king and professional menace…Ronald Young Jr.! gives us the scoop on New York’s hottest restaurants (a sexy little local joint~Aplé-beis~), gives us many a glad tiding, and tells us Watch-him Watchin! TUNE IN because we had so much fun!

Slides 1-3: professional podcasting business people in the suite! Two-thirds of those pictured are also professional menaces/trolls! Not Meagan though, she’s an angel 😇
Slide 4: I want my baby back ☹️
Slide 5: Mrs Hudson girl we are so sorry for the erasure babe!!!
Slide 6: and that’s on Lady Matlock 😤

02/20/2025

Deep-cut audio lore, chaotic jingles, and possibly altering the course of America—just another exceedingly normal episode of Text Me Back. And we’re kicking thing off with a 🚨🚨Hot Take Alert 🚨🚨Meagan defends nepo babies? If you’re into blazing hot takes from topics that were top of mind in 2014, you are in for a real treat today. And a new segment means a call for a new theme song! Zuma Rossdale Stefani please we need your help!!!! And Lindy held the future of America in her DMs?? GRIMES!! CALL US GIRL!

Slide 1: Two Scared Girls
Slide 2: Grimes!?? Hello?!?!
Slide 3: Keep Jack Quaid tf away from my HVAC system
Slide 4: can someone tell us where the juice goes
Slide 5: two deeply problematic kings

02/06/2025

Lots of news to get into today! First up, we start off with DOG THOUGHTS that includes an absolutely iconic voicemail from a very good husband listener named Gerald. Yes, Gerald, this time we ARE talking about you! And we have a new segment: The Reddit Report! What on Eru’s green Middle Earth is friggin HAPPENING around here??? Is it so hard to all agree that literal N***s are bad and don’t belong in our Hobbitty little lives? Don’t let them make it normal, precious! And last but not least: We check in on Lindy’s Rebuilding Year, which has had some exciting new developments (feet pics 😔).

Slide 1: ugh, these two again
Slide 2: idk I think McConaughey might be on to something
Slide 3: bovine ostrich Birkin bag
Slide 4: (ok feet)
Slide 5-6: are you guys fu**in kidding me rn
Slide 7: Doritos jacket!

01/30/2025

Did you know that every week when I post these carousels on instagram I have to go back and read the entire transcript of the episode because I don’t remember what we talked about?? It’s true! 🪱 🪱 🪱 As it turns out, we talked about PETE HEGSETH with our special guest Rafil and how his time in the Princeton dueling club serves as a metaphor to us all over the next 4 years. PLUS! Xmas addendum is back (you can see the jacket in stories because I forgot to screen grab it and add it and if I want to add it now I have to start this post over from the beginning and I WILL NOT DO THAT), the 14th amendment and Trump chaos, and Lindy’s REBUILDING YEAR! Enjoy!

Slide 1: TMB Dueling Club
Slide 2: Pete Hegseth (right) pre-duel
Slide 3: he’s NOT an alien. he’s a ghost, and he writes to us. ghostwriter! WORD
Slide 4: the unambiguous text of the 14th Amendment
Slide 5: Lindy’s contusion
Slide 6: the Guy Fieri clock from last week
Slide 7: come see us in Brooklyn on February 21! use the code POP40 for a 40% discount! Link in biografía!

01/23/2025

New episode out today and it’s a real embarrassment of riches over here! First, we pay tribute to David Lynch, which bridges poetically into our next phase of entertainment: the Trump administration’s trailblazing focus on Making Hollywood Great Again with washed up losers who failed out of the entertainment industry! If art isn’t dead already, these freakin’ ding dongs will make sure it’s killed for good.

But you know what? We also have good news. Our segment Normal News brings us wonderful news about zombie pig brains! And in the famed and celebrated segment known as Christmas Addendum, Meagan shares a trinket we CHALLENGE you to guess. Plus, some faithful reporting on news from pop culture magazines AKA slop culture. 

Slides 1&2: not the mystery trinkets but two beautiful works of art from
Slide 3: folks…..they got pawpaw
Slides 4&5: the chaos Lindy wreaks on the gift card writers of America
Slide 6: why does Mel Gibson look like that
Slide 7: rest in power to a beautiful man