Text Me Back

Text Me Back a podcast about snakes, ghosts, TV, the supreme court, and making your best friend laugh

12/10/2025

if you want to know if two flowers look good together, try looking with your eyeballs. if that doesn’t work, may we suggest asking the human person who is literally trained in the floral arts who is vey likely standing 6 feet to your left in the flower shop?!?!? 💐📵🤖

12/09/2025

if you’re the heir to the fortune, please be in touch immediately for your free marital engagement 🍎

12/07/2025

how complicated is your relationship with socks? extremely? or un? let us know!!! 🧦🦶🐷

12/06/2025

unfortunately we’ve been stupid this whole time

11/25/2025

what TIME is it?? girl I don’t know, get away from me

11/24/2025

unfortunately text me back podcast is under the total control of an 8lb pomeranian who was sent to earth by Satan to torture us

11/23/2025

women CAN have it all*, buster! time to embrace the abundance mindset!!!

*a cuckoo clock and chocolate milk

11/19/2025

from last week’s episode with : is it OK to protest dressed as a frog? 🐸 or is protesting a deeply serious endeavor? 🧐 Jeff weighs in with what we’re calling 100% the correct answer!

11/17/2025

the text me back guarantee: we will never uncrustify

11/15/2025

¿¿¿do ruffles have demasiado sabor??? sound off in the comments!

11/14/2025

stop prescribing walks!!! we’d rather PASS AWAY

11/12/2025

sure, is fighting the good fight for a better democracy but he ALSO knows his beams!! thanks again Sen. Merkley for coming on and giving us the best beam-related compliment of our lives!

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