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The rift in the space-time continuum has been rent asunder yet again.We are together in Seattle (3 weeks ago) and today…...
08/13/2026

The rift in the space-time continuum has been rent asunder yet again.

We are together in Seattle (3 weeks ago) and today…we tide. It’s a super rare MEGATIDINGS. Two people just…talking? Under one great big general segment? It’s just crazy enough to work!!!

Have you seen George Gently (2009)? The Gentle Detective? There’s a sexy fox lady and the entire cast of Harry Potter? Let us know if YOU know the real name of this show but beware of spoiler at 7:45.

And who is better, Jem or The Misfits? Real ones will know, call in at (703) 829-0003.

AND WE ARE LOOKING FOR BIAS-CONFIRMING EVIDENCE that Meagan throwing pork is normal, expected, and socially acceptable. Sound off in the comments.

1: Ew, go to sleep, freak!!
2: The Boeing P*e & P**p Special.
3: The jumpsuit that is like the plane.
4: Our hotel lobby in Seattle—Kurt would have loved this. 🥲
5-6: Harry Potter 2: Gentle Detectives.
7: This is what Dick Wolf looks like!
8: He’s Egyptian, so he cares what goes on.
9: This ain’t no joke!
10: If they’re not using SynerGPT then sorry, their songs ARE better!
11: Pool????
12: We don’t deserve Jah’s blessing.
13: Two women who love their bake • shop Italian sandwich.
14: Hands off this joy, Ben Shapiro!
15: Where am I??????????
16: The famous plin at Palace Kitchen, a TDP.
17: A segment we’re calling Christmas!

08/12/2026

we want to believe that our nation will one day heal but is that even possible when large swathes of this country….LIKES the blue angels? ✈️

08/11/2026

aka snake? more like oka Charles

Really really quick: are YOU a Blue Angel? Sorry, but why are you up there DOING that? Knock it off already!!!!Okay but ...
08/06/2026

Really really quick: are YOU a Blue Angel? Sorry, but why are you up there DOING that? Knock it off already!!!!

Okay but this week we have all sorts of things we’re getting into, and not with ten thousand guesses will you get where ANY of these segments are going. I Can Fix Her. Snake of the Week. Whatcha Watchin’. And we gotta keep it TOIGHT because Barry is getting burry and he needs a blowout!

On the Whatcha Watchin’ docket, we bring you the review of a lifetime…movie! (insert Meagan mouse giggle). Please do your homework before class and come prepared to talk about:
-The Wife Who Knew Too Much (Spoiler Alert! She didn’t know 💩)
-Betrayed by My Bridesmaid
-She’s Obsessed with My Husband
-Pool Boy Nightmare

If you’re a Lifetime Network executive who wants us to watch every thing Lifetime has ever made for lots and lots of money, DM us! And listeners please do let us know whatcher YOU Watchin?

Slide 1: two women coping with being beautifully, gloriously loved
Slide 2: there is an ugliness just under the surface of the American dream, and it’s people who like the blue angels
Slide 3: a man dedicated to the rigorous scientific inquiry, who is also known as Snake
Slide 4: what BJJ gym does Becca go to bc damn girl

08/05/2026

women is stem…assemble 🔬🧬🧪👩‍🔬

08/04/2026

Barry has learned how to use tools. “Oh sh*t,” says humanity 🐕 🥏

Toot toot! All aboard the ferry! Getcha chowda here, guvna!Today we bring you a sensational episode we’re calling Animal...
08/03/2026

Toot toot! All aboard the ferry! Getcha chowda here, guvna!
Today we bring you a sensational episode we’re calling Animal Digest: Seattle Drift // LOW TIDE Edition. Basically we’re talking about all varieties of animals. The ones we eat, the ones we pet. And of course, the ones that scream. Can you believe Producer Alli…did that? Vegetarians GET HER A*Z. Do YOU like episodes where we list animals?? Tell us…whatr yourzzzz via the Best Friend Party Phone. 

Being at these old stomping grounds meant that Lindy and Meagan ran into friends, former classmates, and friendly neighborhood tattoo artists allll over town. Special shoutout to Adults in the Room, some big news coming outta that pod soon 👀!

1: The two wildest animals of them all
2: Producer Alli experiences the Washington State Ferry! Moments later we saw a NON-LONELY, NON-SAD, NORMAL ORCA
3: Troubleshooting the lost Fribee in my new favorite ace&jig dress (currently on sale!)
4: Shootin’ goo balls at Hama Hama Oyster Saloon in my new favorite Ace & Jig skirt Hama Hama Oyster Company
5: “Vegetarian” Producer Alli absolutely rabid for goo balls
6-18: ANIMALS WE SAW at Center Valley Animal Rescue and elsewhere
19-20: Dabob ‘n Around!!!!!!!!!!! Not pictured: the animal we saw, because it was dark and the animal was plankton Dabob ‘n Around

08/01/2026

our deepest apologies to the sparkly plankton who we stressed out ✨

07/29/2026

you’re telling me a chef drove this concept?? 👩‍🍳

07/28/2026

please don’t sully the good name of The Mall with your obscene chef-driven egg concepts 🥚🍳🐣

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