04/18/2026
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
If you see this man shopping for pond liners, water pumps, or fountain bases on FB Marketplace…I’m asking you - please don’t sell it to him. Your Marketplace deal is wrecking a fun Saturday!
Because his husband (me) will be out in the Florida heat installing it…while dreaming about showing homes instead 😅
So here’s the deal - who can I help today with your real estate needs? Buying, selling, investing…I’m ready to go (after a shower)
Save me from this DIY project and let’s get you into your next home 🏡