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NOVEMBER MARTINI IS OUT—linktree in bio
11/05/2025

NOVEMBER MARTINI IS OUT—linktree in bio

The End. (Til next year)
05/09/2025

The End.
(Til next year)

THE APRIL EDITION IS OUT!!!! It’s online now too. Sorry, I forgot :) As always, link in bio. 🍸
04/08/2025

THE APRIL EDITION IS OUT!!!! It’s online now too. Sorry, I forgot :) As always, link in bio. 🍸

⭐️ TINI FORMAL ‘25 ⭐️Photos r in the link in our bio
02/16/2025

⭐️ TINI FORMAL ‘25 ⭐️
Photos r in the link in our bio

Somebody say merch? Idk how to attach a link so CLICK THE LINK IN OUR BIO TO SEE THE SHOP! Thank you models you are all ...
02/14/2025

Somebody say merch? Idk how to attach a link so CLICK THE LINK IN OUR BIO TO SEE THE SHOP! Thank you models you are all so swag and sexy 😎

Senior of the Year declared! Andrew Painton takes the crown. Catch this story and more in The Martini’s most recent issu...
02/07/2025

Senior of the Year declared! Andrew Painton takes the crown. Catch this story and more in The Martini’s most recent issue online via the link in our bio… and maybe even in a library near you soon 😉

THE FEBRUARY EDITION IS OUT!! Missed us at the Scandling center? Fret not! An online copy is in our bio 😎
02/03/2025

THE FEBRUARY EDITION IS OUT!! Missed us at the Scandling center? Fret not! An online copy is in our bio 😎

Yooooo! The January edition is now available for your grubby online fingers! Check out the link in our bio to access all...
01/26/2025

Yooooo! The January edition is now available for your grubby online fingers! Check out the link in our bio to access all the hard-hitting journalism we’re serving up this January. ☃️

Yoooo my bad to all of our online homies! I forgot to post the November edition on the linktree for quite some time but ...
01/26/2025

Yoooo my bad to all of our online homies! I forgot to post the November edition on the linktree for quite some time but it is now LIVE in the link in our bio! As always, thanks for reading 😘

OCTOBER EDITION IS OUT and I’m particularly proud of this one! We got rid of 350 copies today in the scandling center!!!...
10/25/2024

OCTOBER EDITION IS OUT and I’m particularly proud of this one! We got rid of 350 copies today in the scandling center!!! But fret not, the online edition has been posted!!! Link in our bio!

Toodles!
-the ‘Tini crew

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