I'm Right, You're Wrong

05/04/2025

The tradition continues.
May the 4th be with you!

05/01/2025

First time in like 12 years I think I made it to May without seeing Justin Timberlakes ugly mug asking me….

Guessss whattttt????

04/20/2025

Who wants a new Plush Toy Option.

12/17/2024

Ain’t that the truth. It’s not that hard.
I tell you what’s right and wrong! Just got to listen.

12/05/2024

The Chinese did it!

I warned you they were coming, but no one believed me. Now they are reading your msgs and listening to your voicemails.

I hope they see all the memes, random texts for candidates that were running for something and Oliver sending me Tik Toks as well as hear all my voicemails of my mom yelling at me for not calling. Love ya mom.

I’ll be moving all msgs now to a full encrypted top secret private untraceable msg program that was designed by a Russian Programmer. It has to be safe.

I’m Right, You’re Wrong, The Chinese are Victorious!

4630 likes, 749 comments. “Millions of could potentially be impacted by a massive Chinese hacking and espionage campaign, the chairman of the tells . has details on what information may have been stolen.”

12/02/2024

You can only pick one, based on Voice.
Not off movies, not off looks.
Not off the fact one was James Bond and the other was God.
You pick one to Narrate your life, who you got?

12/01/2024

Who the hell invited the Soul Patch?

Do you really think having it is cool?

It’s not facial hair so stop claiming to have some.

Do yourself a favor and just get rid of it.
You look like an idiot.. be a real man, grow a beard.

Your poor kid already has a mom.

I’m Right, You’re Wrong.

12/01/2024

I wonder if kids today on the first of the month sing:

"It's the first of the month, wake up, wake up wake up"
Bone Thugs will forever be burned in my head just that day.

and then if I had an Uncle Charles.. Id meet him at tha crossroads. but I don't, so its ok that he is gone. But I'll still meet some guy Chuck at tha crossroads, and maybe it will be the first of the month,

Oh, the Harmony! ha.

I'm Right, You're Wrong!

11/28/2024

You can talk all you want about sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole, dressing vs stuffing, Banana croquettes, ham and how great you make your turkey, smoked vs Deep fried vs traditional.

If you don’t have some of this Jellied Cranberry Sauce in the table, don’t even talk to me about necessities. You might as well just get ready for the next holiday meal, which will be all the same again.

I’m Right, You’re Wrong!

DEVILED EGGS - I hope your house burns down!

11/27/2024

Sleep with Socks on or off? Thats the real debate
Foot under or out from under the covers?
Sheet on the bed?

I mean these are 3 big questions. It tells a lot about a person.

Socks on are some messed up people, just saying. Not right in the head. And after a certain age you realize, the monster isn't going to grab your foot anymore (or do you). I have been known to sleep with one foot on the ground haha.

Sheet is a must.

I've also realized, I don't give a s**t if you answer, comment, like or acknowledge this post. I just hope it shows up on your feed and annoys you to have to read it.

You welcome.

I'm Right, You're Wrong, Move Alone.
YOU TOO JONESY! I'm waiting for you to see you.

11/25/2024

Ain’t that some s**t..

11/22/2024

I was expecting more :

It snowed a little, how are the roads? I need to go out… blah blah blah.