She Bopps

She Bopps I’m random, filthy, kinda funny and a learning to manage chronic pain without losing my mind. I love plants.

She had an insatiable hunger for balls. waka-waka-waka
09/02/2026

She had an insatiable hunger for balls. waka-waka-waka

I feel special. A bot or scammer actually thought I was sexy AF.  ☺️dances around and singsI feel pretty, oh so pretty! ...
09/02/2026

I feel special. A bot or scammer actually thought I was sexy AF. ☺️

dances around and sings

I feel pretty, oh so pretty! 💃🏻

🤣🤣

Good morning.I'd say this is not too shabby of a way to start out my day. 11 packages headed out the door.Today is anoth...
09/02/2026

Good morning.

I'd say this is not too shabby of a way to start out my day. 11 packages headed out the door.
Today is another busy day of grinding.

I have so many d*** stamps to put up today.

I hope veryone has a fanfunkintastic day 😘

Off to my next MRI. With as much pain as I’m in, and with the fact that I struggle to use my arm and shoulder about 50% ...
09/01/2026

Off to my next MRI. With as much pain as I’m in, and with the fact that I struggle to use my arm and shoulder about 50% of the time, this mo********er better be bad. 😂 I get my results on the 11th.

I haven’t told you yet, but the last MRI I had told me that... I need a new right knee.

FOR F**K’S SAKE. I JUST GOT A NEW HIP THREE MONTHS AGO. 🤦‍♀️

That’s one of the things I haven’t mentioned that’s been overwhelming me lately. I’m not getting the knee replaced anytime soon, but now I get to play the “she gets shots every three months until it’s time” game.

And now...

Time to slide my fat ass into the tube. 🫠

Good morning! Does this make me a p0rnographer for taking pictures of my box? Have a fanfunkintastic day! 😘
09/01/2026

Good morning!

Does this make me a p0rnographer for taking pictures of my box?

Have a fanfunkintastic day! 😘

Moooo.
08/30/2026

Moooo.

Its been a long week. Time for a treat.
08/30/2026

Its been a long week. Time for a treat.

I hate the fact that politics has changed people so much. Why do people find this okay.In the last two months...I've bee...
08/28/2026

I hate the fact that politics has changed people so much. Why do people find this okay.

In the last two months...

I've been screamed at and called a "stupid fu***ng pink-haired liberal" while I was limping into Walmart with my cane.

The next time, I was called a "fu***ng liberal freak" while grocery shopping at Walmart with my husband.

And honestly, I would've been just as pi**ed if you had called me a "stupid fu***ng conservative" I left the pink-haired part out because, well... you know. 😂

And now, all of a sudden, complete strangers apparently feel like they can just walk up to me and start talking about politics. Not even a "Hey, how are you?" Nope. Just straight into politics.

This guy today went UBER DEEP into it. Sir. It's 8:45 in the morning. It's entirely too fu***ng early for either side of the aisle. 😂

What gives you the right to just walk up to a complete stranger and start unloading your political opinions on them?

I respected you because you were an older gentleman and a veteran. That is the only reason I respected you. Had it been anyone else, I would've excused myself, turned around, and walked away.

Does this happen to you?

I don't discuss politics with people except my Sweet Baboo. My best friend of almost 40 years and I have probably discussed politics for a grand total of five minutes in our entire friendship.

And yet, almost everywhere I go now, this happens.

A few weeks ago, I walked into the smoke shop to get myself a little smoky smoke. While I'm waiting, a woman walks in and stands next to me. I made the horrible mistake of saying, "Hello."

She said hello back...

And then it was off to the races.

She decided she was going to go on a full-blown political rant.

Blah blah blah, if it wasn't for blah blah blah, ma*****na would be legal, blah blah blah...

She had A LOT to say.

Then I was sitting across from a woman while waiting for the doctor. She says hello and immediately launches into politics too.

WHYYYYYYYYYY?!

Leave me alone.

There are a million beautiful, interesting, ridiculous, fascinating things to talk they stranger about.

Talk about your pets.
Talk about your plants.
Talk about your weird neighbor.
Talk about where you want to travel.
Tell me about the stupid thing your dog/kid/spouse did this morning.

Find literally ANYTHING ELSE.

Because I promise you, there is more to life than politics. ❤️

This is the third time I've purchased stickers from someone, and I've gotten s**t like this.Firstly, what the f**k is a ...
08/27/2026

This is the third time I've purchased stickers from someone, and I've gotten s**t like this.

Firstly, what the f**k is a p**p bookook?

Second, what in the hell is that yellow chicken-pencil-combination thing?

And the skull candle? That one says exactly what everyone's thinking. 😂

They basically sent me a bunch of s**t I didn't order. Definitely, won't be sending these out to my customers....Ugh.

Hopefully you were able to fill her tank.
08/26/2026

Hopefully you were able to fill her tank.

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